Rose Mary Woods, Fawn Hall, Hope Hicks…
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Hard to steam pants while the person is wearing them.
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So how are they proposing that we go back and speak the King’s English? Losing tacos, nachos, and burritos will not be good. This will devastate the music and entertainment industries, one can not live on jazz and Andy Hardy movies alone.
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It can be hard to distinguish the two, sometimes.
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Not to mention hamburgers and frankfurters.
Not sure I could even make myself type those.
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When he claimed to be “new presidential,”
All his toadies were quite deferential.
Now the toadies exhort,
“After Mueller’s report,
Everything’s become quite existential!”
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Pssst! It’s the microwave ovens. It’s the microwaves.
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Indeed
Another one who thought she would escape the Trump “Everything turns to shit” Curse
Forced departure
CHECK
Career Ruined
CHECK
Possible jail time for purgery trying to protect the orange Stain
CHECK
The Trump Stank never washes off
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No when they produce the same thing…
Jeez, if there were tapes and Barr killed the investigation that would make him…
…oh who are we kidding here, he’s already an obstructionist and a liar, his sitting on key evidence is just Barr for the course.
contemporary satire right there for ya folks, at no additional charge.
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Something tells me that she has a good deal of experience in that department.
Not that it’s a bad thing . . .
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you expect Rudy’s NY FBI to leak bad news about Donnie Moscow?
What is this “jazz” you speak of? There’s only two kinds of “real Amerikan” music, Country and Western.
Though In all seriousness, some people suggest that we are closer to the “King’s English” than the English are today. After William of Orange and a few other kings from “the Continent,” British English shifted to due to the monarchs’ accents.
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Yeah, as if Hicks is going to scream, “Oh, hells yeah, I was involved in those discussions!”
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I think you mean this one 
A daunting task in the world of alternative facts, where “Truth isn’t truth.”
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“Ms. Hicks, I perused your resume and noticed you once worked for Donald Trump. You have great hair, BTW! Try Jack-In-The-Box.”
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perhaps stool on Barr?
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If I was a meth dealer and I had 150 clients and I told them that I had improved the quality of my product by 75% I am sure my approval rating among my clientele would skyrocket.
But I’d still only have 150 toothless clients.
(Not that I am trying to suggest that the majority of Trump’s base are toothless methamphetamine addicts. I am sure the stupidity of the majority of the Trump base is natural and not caused by any drug usage whatsoever.)
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