It’s unclear who actually wrote this and it still rocks
45 Likes
Hi Honey,
It’s your daddy, greatest ever. Wife #3 says you’re going through some things. Just wanted to let you know that since your last surgery I’m very proud of you and you can sit on my lap any time and tell me all about it. Sniff Sniff Can you believe what they’re trying to do to me just because I’m the best president ever? Sniff sniff. It’s pathetic how mean they are. Let the receptionist know if you want to spend a few nights in the suite w me. When I’m president I’ll make us all legal again. MAGA
45
5 Likes
I’m unaware of any reason to doubt John Cleese’s authorship. It’s very much his style to rhyme a bunch of silly words.
13 Likes
Hannity and Fox just need to fill air time with anything their fawning masses will eat up. As far as they’re concerned Hunter and his dad are both crooks, everything they do stinks of “corruption”, so the human reality of addiction is meaningless to them.
10 Likes
…, fine
A reminder
Folks still don’t know why, all we have is Hannity’s word.
23 Likes
If Fox existed in the 1600’s through the 1840’s Hannity and his compatriots would be big Cromwell fans.
3 Likes
The Rump recording to Jr. would be what a deep embarrassment you are to me and how could you do this to me, making me look like a bad father and making dirt for my rival to use against me.
8 Likes
I did a search for the verse and found it on Snopes which calls it undecided.
Someone should ask John just to clear it up.
6 Likes
Need we be reminded. Yeah there’s some history here between dad and junior.
12 Likes
9 Likes
I’d slap him if he were my son too.
Repeatedly.
5 Likes
Imagine what the DoJ has informed Hannity of that has pissed him off so royally at Biden.
5 Likes
Coincidentally, Facebook just reminded me of this post from exactly four years ago:
I hope my Irony Meter wasn’t damaged by having the needle pinned so violently when I heard Hannity announce that he would be airing Rush Limbaugh’s comments on Hillary’s lack of civility.
16 Likes
Overthinking it. It’s simple: he’s pretending that this audio proves Beau lied on the gun application and is his father “bearing witness” to the drug addiction that made the “no” answer a lie.
9 Likes
I’d say at least half, and that includes alcoholics.
Sean Hannity (and Bow-Tie Boy) are vile, sick, DEFECTIVE human beings.
12 Likes
This fucking coward…
13 Likes
I’d be willing to bet +50% of gun owners take drugs.
15 Likes
Nah, he’d have a gold-plated slapping machine do it for him.
7 Likes
Oooh, could this be a deep fake? Because the meter of it isn’t quite right; there’s not really any meter at all to it. And he’s been writing for a living for fifty or sixty years, so that’s interesting.
3 Likes
Why? Also because Hannity is an ass-wipe.
2 Likes