Anything for a fellow Midwestern ex-governor and buddy, right?
The Washington Post reported on Thursday that former Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) has been playing Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA), Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s running mate, to help Vice President Mike Pence prepare for the upcoming vice presidential debate a little less than three weeks away.
Pence practicing with Walker for a debate with Harris is like, I dunno, me sparring with a 98-pound-weakling to get ready for a fight with Rocky Balboa. Not very good prep, I’m saying.
This is why things like diversity matter. Walker will almost assuredly be unable to resist playing Kamala as a white guy from Wisconsin playing Diamond and Silk playing Kamala. That’s basically who Pence will be preparing to go up against, a stereotype playing a stereotype of a stereotype. God, he might even bob his head, wag his finger, and say, “Oh, no she did’nt, girl-friend!” This is going to be an abortion, and I’m sooo hear for it.
Walker will come in black face wearing a sari, and he and magic mike will laugh it up. He will then talk about how great socialism is in a fake accent like apa nahasapeemspetilon in the simpsons, and they will laught it up.
Then Harris will hand magic mike his head on a platter, and he will run back to mommy and complain about how mean she was to him.
OT. Trump is giving a “Constitution Day“ speech in the National archives building. With a slurring and very slow delivery, he sounds like he’s drugged, but the speech is totally Steven Miller bonkers. Ashley Parker calls it “Fascism, but with Horse Tranquilizers.”
Trump is reading a speech at the National Archives Museum criticizing the left’s approach to the study of history, complaining of the New York Times’ 1619 Project, critical race theory, and “propaganda tracts like those of Howard Zinn.”
Didn’t Walker fall for a prank from someone pretending to be one of the Koch brothers? The prank call was either live on air or pre-recorded.They’re not sending their best.
Pence: I’m confident I’ll do very well in the debate against Kamala Harris. My debate prep showed that I’ll be able to handle all the whiny and shrill accusations that she will undoubtedly hysterically throw my way. I was impressed with Walker’s realistic facsimile of a colored woman of color…
That is the weirdest headline I’ve seen out of TPM in quite some time, but if Walker is doing prep for Pence for his debate with Kamala, then Pence is going to be woefully unprepared if not outright screwed. Walker. I can’t stop chuckling they thought he could match her knowledge, wit, and quickness.