Gutfeld! Is A Monument To Lazy Conservative Comedy

Even the senators ads I’ve seen on Ohio TV have lots of this, especially references to elections stolen by liberals.

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Just learned my cousin and her husband tested positive yesterday in California. They were vaxxed and boosted and didn’t even know they had it, they tested positive before coming back on a plane.

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Hope they’re all recovering quickly. Cases really ballooned here.

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Why do you have such a hard time connecting a Jewish man who advocated for the poor and preached charity and love who was executed on a Roman torture device with this?:

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Going to my parents house in a little while and my unvaxxed sister and her daughter will be there. Even though they’ll wear a mask it makes me incredibly uncomfortable because my folks aren’t boosted. Mixed feelings about being a part of it.

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that is a great story, k

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Wishing a very Merry Christmas or whatever you are celebrating or not celebrating at this time of year, even if it’s just making it through another year, from all of us here at SOROS Group International™.

– Mark Twain

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Thanks to you and all of the happy creatures at Soros!
Now I’ve lost my apatite for the pun thread. Guess I’ll go get stoned.

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Merry Christmas to all from my neck of the Pacific NW. We are preparing for a dusting of snow and epic cold set to arrive very soon. Stay safe and healthy and enjoy the holidays.

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So much for global warming. Thanks, Al.

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“Aggregate”

What the lazy both-siderist media will label a nothingburger pseudo-scandal if there is ever a Democratic President named Aggre.

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No one here, apparently…

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Never take a gneiss rock for granite (courtesy of my college boyfriend who was an earth and space science major).

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Call me when he sells his liver, both his kidneys, and his balls. I forgot to get an Xmas present for my neighbor’s dog.

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They’re trying to compete with the AT&T/Sprint girl, who has an interesting history.

But Verizon is just trying too hard…

AT&T girl is from Russia, Dear hubby tells me, and was actually in porn or something before landing this gig. Dunno whether the second part is true, but the part that is, is that she isn’t nearly as nice off cam as she is on, apparently.

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That was a real knee slapper!

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Minnie Pearl was an educated Liberal Woman who broke many barriers in her professional life.

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Maher needs to retire. He’s obnoxious imo.

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I always felt the hack female comedienne in Marvelous Mrs Maisel was based on Pearl.

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Chalk it up to being young and soft.

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