Gutfeld! Is A Monument To Lazy Conservative Comedy

Shale we lay off the puns in honor of Christmas?

Don’t want to be the one to cast the first stone…

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Also, the base line " It’s funny because it’s true." - but conservative political goals are based entirely on lies - so all you get are 6th-grade-level humor.

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I can see you’re not igneous about earth science.

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True, I studied it extrusively.

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I’ll give you a quartz to pick your brain.

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more sporadic puns I see

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It’d be petrified.

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Seth Meyers is my fave of the bunch, although I watch them all. I think it’s his delivery that I relate to best.

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Yes, it’s Christmas. Let’s not feldspar about it.

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Treason is the reason for the season.

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You’ve hit on why I don’t watch football anymore.

LOL! So true, and commercials (by their nature) have to be aggressive even as they try adding humor. Mixed bag of messaging. And the ones that start as if you’re watching the Nature station … and it quickly becomes another car commercial! And WTF is with 5G? I mean, can we live w/o it? Christ, that Verison commercial girl kinda scares me.

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Or hanging around the comment section on political forums.

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Seth’s “Corectshuns” is my favorite along with Steven’s “Meanwhile”; especially the intro.

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" What’s this one Earl?"
“Lemme check the runsheet -…18th Century French Poetry”
“Keerist, 6th one this month, loozers.”
“Let’s go, I wanna get that film MFA in before lunch.”

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Not everyone is here waiting for coded instruction from Soros International.
@castor_troy
@playitagainrowlf

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But not haha funny.

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I have 3 friends who traveled up from LA for Christmas who all came down w/Omicron on Thursday.

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Can you even imagine his kids’ Christmas mornings?

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My father convinced us that dwarves (as little people were called then) worked in the small windowless mail and photo kiosks with little slots in the sides that you used to see in mall parking lots. (1960s and 70s)
I completely believed this practical idea for years.

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Just read that Omicron spikes prefer bronchial tissue over deep lung tissue. So it’s much easier to cough out and spread but 15% to 20% fewer severe cases among the unvaxxed.
In two weeks, hospitals will be even more stressed out. It’s gonna be a mess.

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