Senate Majority Leader Mitch “Grim Reaper” McConnell on Tuesday finally came down to Planet Earth to congratulate Joe Biden as the President-elect during a floor speech on Tuesday, giving up his monthlong stint of being a quiet foot soldier in President Trump’s delusional efforts to undermine democracy.
Putin gives the go-ahead.
In the end, the Tortoise outran the Hair.
With the holiday shipping delays, Yertle’s orders from Moscow were apparently late in arriving.
Well done!
Trump still disagrees, apparently.
Will Trump fire McConnell? Stay tuned.
There is this:
“McConnell on Tuesday finally came down to Planet Earth.” That’s the wrong direction. He rose up from Hades.
Headline writers got me all excited. I saw a picture of McConnell, and the words “grim reaper.” Shameless teasers.
Trump twitter in 3…2…1…
Please, Santa, this is all I really, really want for Christmas…
I’d love it if we could give him a nickname that would both stick and he would hate. “Grim Tortoise” or something. 
And only temporarily!
That said, this is good:
“The Electoral College has spoken,” McConnell said. “So today I want to congratulate President-elect Joe Biden.”
I look forward to Trump’s response.
You know what I think about McConnell? He is a serious candidate for chin work. Sr- - -w him.
True, the sunlight starts to burn after a bit.
Can we please stop saying “delusional” and instead say “politically expedient”? It’s always a means to some end.
Did Putin and McConnell respond to the electoral college vote or did McConnell react to Putin’s comment. America needs to know if Moscow Mitch is still following Putin’s orders or if he has decided enough of the infant terrible is enough.
Yes, please.