My car is paid off, and yet I don’t feel like I own it the way Trump owns Lindsay.
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I thought Lindsey Graham was done with Trump and to count him out.
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I can see a scenario in which Graham came sheepishly to McConnell and said he has to criticize him over this or he might lose to a Democrat, and McConnell, who couldn’t care less, said do what you have to do. My guess is that’s more likely than Graham thinking his vote for leader might force McConnell to play nicely with Trump and say nice things about him. That seems preposterous.
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It can’t just be that, surely? No one cares if he’s gay or used prostitutes. The truth has to be worse for such a pathetic level of obsequiousness. Live action MLP or something involving pets?
And he’s not up for relection until 2026, anyway.
There’s this funny little scramble going on to compete for the greatest of all time shameless clump of excrement stuck to an orange sphincter. Cruz, Lindsey, Pence are up there. Pence might be doing it to avoid being murdered, but I doubt it.
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I just realized I use that metaphor often, but don’t quite understand the origin. Are worms particularly contemptible or vile creatures? I wouldn’t want one in my gut, but I thought they did noble worm churning the soil.
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That’s too disgusting to think about. 
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It doesn’t matter that nobody cares; it matters that Graham cares enough to keep it, whatever it is, out of the public news.
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Can Senator McConnell effectively work with the leader of the Republican Party
Are you a masochist? If so, there’s a place for you in today’s Republican Party.
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Earth worms - good.
Jumping worms - bad.
Lindsey Graham - contemptible.
Stephen Miller - vile AND contemptible…
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Ewe! Guess Lindsey must be feeling sheepish.
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Unless, Lindsey really loves trump and they have a secret relationship that transcends space and time.
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That’s why TFG awoke zombie-Lindsey from the un-grave.
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OT: Quite the foreshadowing. Buckingham Palace dumps Andrew.
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Oh Putin has some seriously juicy kompromat on this fucking sock puppet.
I have two theories - either he likes to dress up in lacy lingerie or he’s got a bad case of jungle fever, either of which would be too much for the lily whites in SC…
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Smart move. In his younger days, he wasn’t nicknamed “Randy Andy” for nothing.
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Wasn’t Graham just reelected. He won’t have to rerun again until 2026. I doubt he is concerned about losing to a Democrat at this point his election cycle.
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Worms that are worms are noble soil churners. People who are worms make my stomach churn and my intestines writhe.
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