Gorka’s New Gig: Hawking Patriot Bunker Food | Talking Points Memo

Fringe right-wing national security commentator Sebastian Gorka is not only peddling election fraud falsehoods nowadays but also … food fit for a “patriot” to prep for the End Times.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1381074
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Is Doomsday bunker food the new Gold! Gold! Gold! grift?

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Sebastian Gorka is not only peddling election fraud falsehoods nowadays but also … food fit for a “patriot” to prep for the End Times.

“Filling, but so light it won’t interfere with your being swept away in the rapture.”

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Well, that’s how it goes when the obnoxious buffoonish fake is no longer president. All the lesser hangers-on, many of them obnoxious buffoonish fakes themselves, have to sink to their natural level selling snake oil to the rubes, just like their former boss. Personally I think when you’re eating Twenty. Five. Year. Old. Pancakes you’re in a living-will-envy-the-dead situation, but I don’t expect to find myself in that situation so it’s really no big.

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Is Sebastian Gorka the long lost brother of Jim Bakker?? They’re hawking the same shit trying to scare the crap out of people. (pun intended…)

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I am not sure about back pain, but getting rid of Gorka would sure take care of a pain in the ass, or make that a pain who is an ass.

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Fake Peter Delgado

“The widespread civil unrest and power grid failures in America today is proof that the future is more uncertain than ever before,”

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Kinda fitting for a Hungarian meatball.

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I really, really hope this leads to a Gorka vs. Pat Robertson pancake showdown.

https://www1.cbn.com/community/pat’s-age-defying-protein-pancakes

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O man this is so funny. hahahahahahaha Just scamming the shit out of the QAnoners and Trumpers. hahahahahahahaha Seb Gorka - cheap huckster. Always was. hahahahahaha

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Errrmmm…
Welp… he looks well fed… (normally I don’t comment on folk’s appearance but this is just too tempting…

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I’m honestly shocked to the core that the word “tactical” didn’t show up somewhere in this mess of snake oil grift.

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So when Gorka offers pancakes to dupes it’s cringe worthy and worthy of derisive scorn. But when Hunter Biden offers his paintings for half a million dollars to dupes, it’s respectable and not to be questioned. Got it.

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So much winning. I bet Gorka is really tired of all this winning.

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“Bunker”…

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“First of all, let me say I have never before endorsed a pain reliever.”

It would be so typical for a hawker of magic elixirs to have endorsed a long line of pain relievers. I guess it was early in Seb’s career as a shlockster. Selling end-times victuals puts him in direct competition with Jim Bakker. That sounds about right.

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Gorka and Orban. Hungary needs a better PR company.

Seriously, it seems like anyone who makes anti-Communist noises gets a pass, even when they are obviously buffoons.

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wow, total disrespect

That’s Dr. Gorka’s Doomsday Patriot Food Supply

if you order now you can insure you get the blue pill special Patriot Hard On edition, enough for one last tug before you go blind

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I will admit that this is somewhat amusing but we get snake oil man Seb Gorka and some stupid remarks from Bill Barr, today rather than a live thread on Pres. Biden’s important speech on voting rights. Seriously rethinking my prime subscription.

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It is now patriotic to isolate yourself from the world. To self serve oneself, to go it alone, concerned for your own existence, none other?

What the hell dose patriotic mean?

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