“Key bumps.” “Fax machines.” “Orgy.” “Sexual perversion.”
We’ve been gifted a fresh congressional cocaine/orgy/sex party news cycle, folks — a treasure we shall not waste.
I guess he figures he hasn’t yet made enough enemies in DC…
Or, he still thinks he’s TFG.
“If I can’t be captain, I’m taking my ball and going home.”
This may be close to the last we hear from this goon.
“Say, you busy this weekend? Because we’re going to have kind of a sexual get together,” which is totally a plausible way that people invite other people to orgies. 
But seriously folks, something tells me this boy is rapidly wearing out his welcome there in the Village.
I’ll bet the list includes that ol’ rapscallion Chuck Grassley!!
“Key bumps.” “Fax machines.” “Orgy.” “Sexual perversion.”
MadCaw wants everyone to forget he’s got three court dates coming up:
Apr 18: first cawthorn court date for speeding
May 03: second cawthorn court dates for speeding
May 06: cawthorn court date for driving w/o license
The worst part was when he saw Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner in the closet making babies and he saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at him.
The Republicans are fun when their offspring come home to eat them in the nest.
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) is reportedly planning to sit down with Cawthorn to talk about his wild allegations against his colleagues, according to Politico.
Thanks for the first laugh/snort of the day. Qevin, you will never be Speaker.
If he actually starts naming names, popcorn time?
Inquiring minds want to know who invited him to these cocaine-fueled orgies.
Pound on it every day.
Not to mention… and i dont want any additional details but im just asking questions… was this an handicapped accessible orgy?
Two words:
Cocaine filibuster…
Just the other day M Cawthorn revealed Newt Gingrich as his new mentor. Next he reveals being invited to sex and drug parties. I’m claiming these are connected.
Didn’t Matt Gaetz say that if the Goopers take control of the House, that he’ll nominate TFG for Speaker? Really doesn’t say much for Kevin’s “leadership”. Is there NO ONE in the Gooper caucus who has the gravitas to tell the junior members to SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP? (sorry for the rhetorical question.)
Yeah… im sure they would if they could.
Drugs, sex, perversions get seared into your conservative, dick-based heads with southern stonewashed brains and there is no going back. This explains how Moscow Mitch has the unwavering conservative support and bottomless loyalty he does.
I bet Maddy Caw is too scared and won’t share. He should take the dare if he has any cojones.
In retrospect, this might be something McCarthy will actually vote to expel someone for…
I’m saving the popcorn for when some critters complain that they weren’t invited to the orgy.
Doesn’t TPM have an annual award for idiocy in Congress? I have forgotten who the award is named for but I am sure it exists. Seems to me that young Master Cawthorn has the award sewed up already.