Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) — who’s dutifully condoned President Donald Trump’s corrupt antics like the rest of the GOP for the past four years — is baffled by the chaos that’s emerged for some inexplicable reason in recent weeks.
Shorter Cornyn: “you mean shit is getting real?!”
Trump could nuke San Francisco and GOP Senators would caution we should all wait for a damage assessment before rushing to judgment.
Welp, as an effort of sacrifice, Johnny, you can award your seat to M.J. That will allow for more cooperation to get things moving.
B/t/w…snark aside, this is GOP movement…Rubio…Kilmeade…Cornyn tiptoe-ing toward the edge (the “edge” meaning civilized democratic process)
“Next normal”. Is that like an admission that you’ll accept the next GOP POTUS acting like a fascist?
Johnny’s lickspittling faux-concerned pandering remains at it’s eternal state of normal…
“It’s the President’s prerogative, but I think it just adds to the confusion and chaos,” Cornyn told reporters, per Politico. “And I’m sure I’m not the only one that would like some return to a little bit more of a…I don’t even know what’s normal anymore.”
“We’ll call it the next normal,” he added. “It’s not the new normal, it’s the next normal.”
Where the f*ck has Cornyn been for the past four years.
The GOP has castrated itself for Trump.
Are we possibly slowly moving toward a “have you no decency, sir?” moment here?
Nah…who am I kidding, it’s a momentary hiccup.
I don’t think anything has been normal since at least as far back as the Tet Offensive.
F^ck you you f^cking f^ck
we know who you are
we kept receipts.
OR
“I was secretly resisting from the inside”
Oh c’mon…you and your buddies NORMALIZED this behavior and now you’re SHOCKED, I tell you SHOCKED that Trump continues to sht on the American public???
It has been a rough 52 years
Nah, more like this… (but i do like your version)
It’s possible he’s been in:
Normal, AL
Normal, IN
Normal, KY
Normal, TN
or maybe Normal, IL.
All regularly normal red states except the last.
Now the Senator does not know what is normal??
Welp, Here’s how I look at it (courtesy of John Lennon)…
Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace, you
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope some day you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people sharing all the world, you
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope some day you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
… … …
Now am sure trump would disagree but what the holy fuck does he know?
These GOP Senators are so impressive, letting go of the massive orange raft of fat to tread water for a few seconds, then returning. Such bravery! Such concern!
Cornyn is just babbling now. “The next normal?” It’s literally meaningless. At least he didn’t run away from the questioner.
That’s because Normal, IL is next to Oblong, IL.
Just saying…