GOP Looking To Move RNC To Jacksonville After Trump’s Drama With NC Guv

Ah Jacksonville remember the Super Bowl ? Remember the struggle for accommodation capacity ?
Remember the seven huge cruise ships – two of them private charters – that docked in various spots around town to host guests of the NFL, many of them high rollers who would normally be staying in luxury hotels… if there were enough (& fancy enough) of those … oh this will be glorious

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Yep. Since we have basically ceded the country to the 'rona, I’m basically now on the side of letting the MAGA set pass it among themselves as widely as possible.

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Great news for Trump! Not only is the RNC being moved to the one of the greatest concentrations of mullet-sporting white trailer trash (i.e. his core base, MAGA Nation) in the country, but he’s now surging in the polls. He’s up to 41.2% approval after being down to 41.0% yesterday. Woohoo MAGA!

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I hope the Dems will stay in their homes and away from MAGAts during the convention like the Jews avoiding the curse of the first born. Passover indeed.

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Great, there won’t any large number of Repukes coming to NC. COVID-19 is probably going to hit two peaks this Summer and Fall. The first from the protests and the second from the convention. Of course, a hurricane might cause cancellation of the convention but I don’t know if they would be smart enough to do that. Anyone who plans a large event in Florida in August in what may be one of the worst hurricane seasons ever is an idiot, so that is exactly what Trump is going to do, with the help of his herd of toadies.

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And - they should be obligated to bring their families … ESPECIALLY the grandparents.

Good.

Stupid FUCKERS.

FUCK THEM.

donnie will just protect FL with his mighty sharpie and draw the hurricane away.

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Where do I get lamb’s blood?

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“…subject to the whims of his inanity, the BunkerBaby.”

For all we know, Ron “Superfan” DeSantis will fall out of grace for a non-regulation curtsy and the applecart will be upturned once more.

In the meantime, people can’t really book tickets with enough lead time to make it affordable, if they don’t know the destination airport, so attendance will suffer (outside of the wingnuts who follow his effluence in RVs like a Grateful Dead caravan).

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Hasn’t Florida suffered enough?

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Well, as long as a place doesn’t have giant cockroaches I’m good. :grin:

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Who here is SHOCKED that they aren’t going to Doral?

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Please invite McConnell for a pajama party.

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COVID’s next hotspot…JACKSONVILLE!!!

Wow, completely changing the city and venue two months beforehand.

This ought to be a complete clusterfuck.

Brought to you by the clusterfuckiest clusterfuckers.

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Yay, I guessed right!

To the residents of J-ville, I wish you safety and security. To the delegates, you signed up for this. Try not to infect too many people after you return home.

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We DO have really big…lizards. That sometimes get inside houses.

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Wow…does every kitchen have a Croc-pot?

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I’m curious to see what the NFL says about this. Having a near-certain massive COVID spike in mid-August just as their local NFL camp opens up will likely put a lot of players at risk.

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No.

They will never be forgiven for 2000. Never.

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Well, if you don’t, you can just make a run to your local convenience store

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