House Intelligence Committee ranking member Devin Nunes (R-CA) and GOP staff attorney Steve Castor seemed to have little use for the witnesses at Wednesday’s impeachment inquiry, preferring to use their time to advance sometimes baseless assertions of which the witnesses had no knowledge.
IS it trUe you stiLL have no KnowleDge oF hitlary’s chiLd seX ring iN thE baSement of Comet pinG ponG?
…and then whine and snivel about how they were ‘unable’ to ask questions because of those meanies the DEMOCRATS!!! They have nothing but excuses wrapped up in victimization and lies…
They obviously haven’t heard about how supervillians shouldn’t monologue.
Is there some point to your dumb-ass punctuation?
Castor “Lizard people from the core of the Earth have come to destroy the president with their mind rays. What is the name of these evil creatures?”
Taylor " I don’t know."
Castor “The ignorance of this so-called diplomat is a clear indication that he is lying about everything.”
Lizard people…?
I thought Giuliani was Trump’s pal…?
It serves the same pupose as the glowing light on an angler fish.
Counting down to QAnon showing up
Bad strategy because it gives the impression that-
-the witness is credible
-the testimony is true and thorough
-the testimony describes impeachment-level misdeeds
-they got nothing
Oh, wait
Well sure, but those are their good points.
GOPers Largely Ignore Witnesses While Monologue’ing On Conspiracy Theories
This is not news by Andy Borowitz amiright?
We are shocked–SHOCKED–that a campaign by the other party would pay to obtain opposition research on our party’s candidate, that was obtained by interviewing–gasp–FURRINERS! My god, the humanity! Have those people no decency?!?
Seriously, they’re actually arguing that Clinton paying FGPS for oppo research that had originally been commissioned by a conservative organization and which had mostly been completed by then, is not just wrong, but corrupt and illegal. That’s like saying that it’s wrong to read an op-ed in the WaPo that’s critical of Trump because it was critical of Trump. You’re allowed to read or say anything you like so long as it’s pro-Trump! I don’t know whether they’re trying to pull something with their idiot base and clueless swing voters or they actually believe this. With these cretins it’s hard to tell.
― W.C. Fields
Eustace has been an institution here at TPM for years (although we, sadly, hear less from him than a few years back) and his, um, distinctive style of writing is all part of the joke.
I would expect anyone but a diehard will quickly see through the tattic. Diehards are not watching to begin with. Diehards will take marching orders from faux noise.
Anyone that is surprised by the GOP at this late date simply hasn’t been paying attention.
The Republicans are stooges, they look like stooges and they question like stooges. As predicted they have nothing and have made it abundantly clear. Stooges.
fIfY! 
The problem is that it’s just no longer possible to out-batshit the opposition.