GOP Candidates Just Can’t Stop Lying About Elections

(Consulting with the judges. My cats.)

Yes, we will allow that and consider it worthy word play. You move to the next round.

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The liar’s punishment is not in the least that they are not believed, but that they cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

These people will never be happy, never be satisfied. The only way the mediocre can stand out is by tearing everyone else down. Of course they see cheating everywhere because it’s what they would do, and they can’t fathom someone who wouldn’t.

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When lying is acceptable and lies are accepted, democracy is over.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if the press shoved their faces in it?

You’ve said for almost 2 years that the 2020 election was riddled with fraud. Other than certain Republicans, including yourself who made a lot of noise about fraud, nothing was actually changed. So how can we know that your election wasn’t also the result of fraud?

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I’d like to see her go supernova radioactive. I wonder if she could power a lightbulb like Uncle Fester.

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Unstable at best
Criminal at worst

Corrupt in both possibilities.

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Kari Lake wins and calls it fraud. Hmmm… should I agree with her?

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Thesis
Antithesis
Synthesis
Repeat

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Speaking of Arizona former Maricopa County Sheriff and green bologna aficionado Joe Arpaio lost his race for mayor of Fountain Hills. No word yet on whether he’s contesting the results.

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Doubt it. A polo mallet would have a heavy-ish head. Maybe a fiberglass art piece weighing 4 ounces?

Like always, the bigger the turnout, the better the Democrat’s chances. All my fingers are crossed. Kari is a real mean idiot - think Kristi Noem. She is quite capable of defeating herself if given the opportunity. Her opponent, Katie Hobbs, is well spoken and sane. This will be a test of whether the 2020 turnout for Dems in AZ was a one time thing or the beginning of a new awakening.

Also, unfortunately, there are a bunch of rich assholes who are willing to pour millions into AZ to keep it crazy.

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So brave! Apparently, she did read the news out of Kansas.

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OT, but too good not to share:

Only the best people, er, lawyers…

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She wants to be your sledge hammer…
There can be no doubt about it.

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We’ve got necessity.

As a candidate, Lake seems like a lightweight and a person not very much past the adolescent mentality (IOW high on self and with plenty of overconfidence the result of self-delusion). All Hobbs has to do is to identify the voters she needs and to go after them, venturing into close combat with Lake mostly as a lark.

Let Lake Bake.

(1) Make her beat herself
(2) Project your own maturity

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Sledgehammer
(h/t Peter Gabriel)

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I’m sure there’s plenty of B-roll of Kari Lake from her years as a news anchor that will be quite effective opposition research highlighting her positions.

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Lying is what got them where they are. If they stop, they dissappear. While that is a nice thought, I don’t think it’s gonna happen anytime soon. As Al Franken would say, lying liers gotta lie.

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Grown-up stuff is hard when you are on the front lines. Right now, surrounded by Team Kray Kray, it’s all good

Until it isn’t.

This is a governorship, not an R Senate seat, where integrity goes to die. Even a slug like Greg Abbott has to deal with realities.

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Yer damned right!! It taint a valid sledgehammer lessen it’s wrapped in black electrician tape!

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