Gohmert Calls Mueller An ‘Anal Opening’

Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s impending congressional testimony has some House Republicans speaking their mind about the square-jawed lawyer.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1232430
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I am willing to bet that Mueller knows how to handle the Repuke assholes. They are pretty stupid to telegraph their intentions but I am sure he knew it was going to happen anyway.

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Yeah, well, you better stay far away from it, Louie. You may get soiled when it does it’s thing.
But, you’re too stupid to stay away. You always return to your own vomit.

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Projection has become an art form in the Trump era.
Especially among the Freedom Cockheads.
Anal Opening?
If there’s a better description of Gohmert for the history books of the future, I can’t think of it…

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Gohmert can’t even be crudely abusive without being just weird and creepy at it. I don’t blame Mueller for not wanting to subject himself to this but he’ll just have to Strzokify these guys and get righteously angry on them. It’s just a sad chapter for the country but we all have to live through it I guess. :nauseated_face:

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What does Gohmert (and clown company) signify here?

Trump (who gave the Order to discredit Mueller as much as possible before he speaks) is scared RIGHT NOW.

The fact that he is doing this 17 days ahead of time (as opposed to a few days) tell me the level of “scared”.

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Republicans, please try and attack Mueller’s character. That would work out so well.

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The sad part is Mueller could execute a total take down of these clowns with a few rapier like stabs at their sense of honor and patriotism, but most likely won’t.

“Congressman Gohmert, you’re all that’s wrong with my party.”
“Congressman Jordan, unlike you, I took a vow to protect the Constitution, not the president.”

etc.

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this is not going to go well for the freedom gops when meuller testifies. the questions that jordan wants to ask, thinking he is getting over on Bob, are going to backfire uproariously. "when did you learn there was no collusion?..oops. could i have my time back and withdraw my question? they’ve got the breitbart blues and it hurts.

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Many people are saying that Gohmert Pyle is an anal by-product.

They’re correct.

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I hope so. Strzok showed how, even from a disadvantage. But Mueller’s a whole different personality. He won’t be out there alone though. But I just can’t get over the betrayal of nation, of truth, of objective reality on display here. Even at this late date I can’t do anything but be astonished by it. They value nothing, these nihilists.

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By the way…Gohmert and Co. are firing the Opening Round…this will get worse going into Mueller’s testimony.

I suspect that Mueller is aware of all of this, and then some.

Trump is not a Dictator YET…hence the stooges.

I am impressed by the relative ignorance of most of us with respect to Trump: The worse off he is, the more he attempts to project strength. BEFORE we got the House, Trump was a whole lot more mellow. But he is in trouble right now, so he projects and

  • The Base laps it up

  • We (including Yours Truly) handwring

The elephant in the room still is the mountain of evidence Trump is using our (innocent until proven guilty**) legal system to hide.

** a very VERY valuable provision for all of us

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And Gohmert is one of Donald’s little turds.

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I’m trying to resolve the difference between an “anal opening” and an “anal closing”

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Hoping that this is the case:

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'I suspect that Mueller is aware of all of this, and then some."

bob mueller is a consummate pro. they are going to jump the shark with him and find a badass orca coming back at them.

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Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) added that his line of questioning will imply that Republicans have nefarious motives for their line of questioning

FIFY

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Projection, thy name is Gohmert.

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“But I just can’t get over the betrayal of nation, of truth, of objective reality on display here.”

good old kellyanne led early with the alternate facts, deflection/misdirection, and made up grievances. these nitwits are carrying it to its illogical conclusion/collusion. yikes. it is scary.

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Well, I certainly hope that Louis Gohmert and his fellow patriotic Republicans do as well against that traitor Mueller as they did against Hitlery!

Hillary%20Brush%20Off

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