Thirteen days, twenty-three hours and fifty-eight minutes…
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Trial by combat—well, it’s a change, right? Because the courtroom setting, that really hasn’t been working out for you guys.
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Maybe I misheard him, it’s easy to confuse “trail by combat” and “refill my Sambuca.”
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Thank you. Often, when guessing at a legal term, I am sternly corrected by our resident lawyers. Thought I would bypass that step today. 
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“So, let’s have trial by combat!” Giuliani said.
Better yet, trial by dental hygiene!
(Water Piks at 20 paces? Flossers to the death? Brush-to-brush combat?)
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I am told that the pathetic cowards parading on the streets of DC right now are called “Gravy Seals” by the natives.
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- You are already Fools!
- Keep it up and you will be arrested.
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Rudy lost a lot of money here …
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Rudy would be unconscious on the ground, before he could even get his hand out of his pants.
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So do chickens with heads lopped off.
Or have those rampaging trample him into the ground.
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I believe sedition would also work.
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He is certifiable.
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Just catching a little of Trump at the rally, he’s spending most of his time so far trashing Republicans. “Weak Republicans, that’s I’m calling them now. We’re gonna primary the hell out of the ones that won’t fight.”
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I was thinking the exact thing!
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Geez people, you’re all acting like this isn’t 110% perfectly normal.
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Instead of throwing down his gauntlet in the traditional manner is he going to slap Brad Raffensperger across the face with his diaper and demand satisfaction?
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Who do you plan to fight, Rudy?
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