Giuliani Wants ‘Trial By Combat!’ To Figure Out If Dems Stole Election | Talking Points Memo

Just ahead of President Donald Trump’s planned speech Wednesday in front of the White House, his lawyer Rudy Giuliani took the stage to explain to the crowd that, yes, Congress can totally deliver Trump an unearned second term if it really wants to.


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Arrest this fool for yelling fire in a theater

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Marc Elias vs. Rudy Giuliani in a death match for all the marbles. I like our chances.

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"Fish flop around before they die." – David Jolly

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He’s more likely to yell, “MOVIE!” in a crowded firehouse.

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Giuliani Wants ‘Trial By Combat!’…

Um, yeah, just as long as it’s other people doing the fighting.

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Rudy’s just vamping for attention.

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Giuliani is truly the Duke of Dukes.

Maximal gonzo, unrepentant corruption.

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Trial by combat!!! Led by DJ Trump the combat dodger and Rudy the combat dodger. The Army of Combat Dodgers to the rescue!!!

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“If we’re wrong, we will be made fools of,” Giuliani predicted.

In this case, the consequent is independent of the conditional.

Bonus Thought - something for all of us to consider:

In the Final Days of his Presidency Trump hands Democrats all three branches of government and finally lives up to his campaign promise of Making America Great Again. What a guy.

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“If we’re wrong, we will be made fools of,” Giuliani predicted.

Why did he use the future tense for something that has already happened?

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Trump and Giuliani want to play Roman Emperor while they watch their subjects fight to the death.

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Yes. NosferRudyToo and his dark master Trump are willing to let ALL OF YOU DIE to prove how brave THEY are.

Suckers.

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Trial by Combat, a.k.a. Civil War. Rudy needs to be arrested and charged with [insert proper legal term for inciting rebellion here].

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What are the drugs this a-hole is taking?

Wow. That dude’s crazy.

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Nah, Rudy’s gotta represent.
And, I’d like to suggest something traditional, say, broadswords.
And, of course, the Democratic Party gets to pick its champion.

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[Voting Republican]

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Just like his orange leader.

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He proposed “trial by combat,” presumably a figurative proposition launched into a fraught atmosphere, to settle the matter.

Great idea! First a battle of wits: Kamala vs Twit. Followed by a tag team deathmatch between Rudy and the Diaper Don and Harris and Sen. Jon “The Butcher” Tester (D-Mont.).

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