One-term President Donald Trump has tapped his loyal bag man and personal attorney Rudy Giuliani to lead his campaign’s long-shot legal challenges to the election results, the New York Times reported Friday evening.
How long before we get a election-challenge/Borat convergence?
Saw that report on another site last night and it cracked me up. I would guess that more lawyers will be bailing from the lawsuits now.
The “Four Seasons Landscaping Screw the Putsch” is now complete.
I guess this is proof Giuliani isn’t really a vampire as some have suggested. He seems to be clinging desperately to his last moments in the sun. I imagine irrelevance is the worst fate for guys like this.
Judge: “Counselor, what the hell are you doing?”
Rudy: “I’m sorry, Your Honor. I was just tucking in my shirt.”
Poster child of the lingering fallout from September 11, 2001.
He was the only attorney who would take the job, and that’s saying something.
Clown till the end
He ain’t good but he works cheap. Seriously it’s getting more shambolic literally every day. I was just marveling to myself what a week it’s been since they called it for Joe. How long ago does that day seem? This has to be the most epic self-beclowning in history.
Well, his efforts in Ukraine went so well, I guess Trump was so impressed by that, he keeps bringing him back.
Seriously, I have to wonder what is going on between Trump and Giuliani. G. has fucked up everything he has touched and Trump keeps going to him.
My hat is off to you, sir, and that’s quite a gesture because I haven’t had a professional haircut in seven months.
I was just explaining to my kids how at one point in time Giuliani was considered a hero by many Americans, “America’s Mayor” and all that. He could have just sailed with dignity into the sunset. But no…
Rudy Giuliani is the perfect face of the collapsing lawless Trump regime.
Rudy Giuliani doesn’t charge. Trump is cheap and selfish. This is what’s going on.
Instead he chose to dive headfirst into the swamp.
Nowhere Man is perfectly suited for the Nowhere Suits.
Even then, not all New Yorkers were entirely sure about that.
He could have done the talking circuit and gotten lots of money and adulation. He would make an interesting study of how supposedly smart and competent people work to destroy their lives and reputation.
The Dallas Cowboys were once America’s Team too.