With the shadow of the Democrats’ impeachment inquiry looming over him, President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer apparently realized it’s time to get a lawyer of his own.
“Every time I turn around, Rudy’s on another TV show,” he told CNN. “He and I could have a conversation, and then I turn on the television and he could be doing something else.”
PRO TIP - You’re going to need a lawyer after you get in bed with Rudy.
It’s lawyers, all the way down.
MAGA - My Attorneys Got Attorneys
Didn’t Barr have all this taken care of?
TV Lawyer gets REAL Lawyer…
REAL Lawyer cannot control self-incrimination of TV Lawyer!
I say:
Give TV Lawyer more rope…
Sale specializes in white collar crime, and is a long-time friend of Giuliani’s.
His career is now effectively over.
A lawyer who represents Giluliani has a fool for a client.
Statute of limitations on most federal felonies is five years. That’s his problem.
… Rudy Giuliani has hired former Watergate prosecutor Jon Sale…
Let’s hope he gets what he paid for.
“He and I could have a conversation
, and thenwhile I turn on the television and he could be doing something else.”
FIFY!
“We’re just starting to analyze what position we should take,” Sale told Politico.
How about the mouth closed position, hmm? Do us all a favor, please, and start with that one.
So Rudy’s got a lawyer. Who’s next? Pompeo, Barr, Mulvaney, or a wild card? Act fast! Last one gets Michael Cohen
“We’re just starting to analyze what position we should take,” Sale told Politico.
When I was in grade school we did regular “duck and cover” drills. It must have worked because I haven’t died in a nuclear attack.
On a more serious note, temporary insanity is a defense plea but there’s no reason you can’t use it to explain why you undertook his representation.
WOW! The Trump presidency has certainly proved to be a full-employment boom-time for attorneys.
“We’re just starting to analyze what position we should take,” Sale told Politico.
The one in which you turn around, spread your legs, and put your hands against the wall.
Why’s he need a lawyer, I thought he was a lawyer?
Any bets on how many scaramuccis before he drops him as a client?
It all depends on how much Rudy pays him up front.
Giuliani Lathers Up
"and he could be doing something else.”
Like being a dishwasher in a basement restaurant in Camden.
Said no lawyer with an innocent client, ever