Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani went all in on President Trump’s efforts to portray himself as an all-powerful strongman who has beat COVID-19 (he has not) during an indoors Italians for Trump rally in Philadelphia Monday night.
“People don’t die of this disease anymore,” Giuliani said, before baselessly insisting that “young people don’t die at all” and that “middle age people die very little”
Drumpf should first try to overcome his racism, rage, white supremacism, misogyny, stupidity, mendacity, obesity and greed, then take on the Trump-45 Virus.
By which he means, of course, “rich old white-guy fucks like me who can afford (or grift) blue-chip medical care are slightly less likely to die than you proles.”
“Good news!” said the 69 year old with asthma in Mesa who personally knows someone who just died of COVID after working her entire life as a nurse. “Thanks for clearing that up, Rudy.”
“I went through it, now they say I’m immune,” Trump said at his Florida rally on Monday night. “I feel so powerful, I’ll watch into that audience, I’ll walk in there, I’ll kiss everyone in that audience. I’ll kiss the guys and the beautiful women.”
Melania must be hiding under the bed. Hope the roids wear off soon, I DO NOT want to see him running around in his XXXL set of Superman feety pajamas.