George Santos’ New Explanation For His Wealth Includes Another Change To His Backstory

George Santos, the Republican who fabricated much of his background on his way to winning a congressional seat in New York last month, has finally offered an explanation for the sudden influx of wealth that helped him fund his campaign. In an interview with Semafor that was published on Wednesday morning, Santos again admitted to “embellishing” his resume. Santos attributed the vast increase in income he disclosed during his 2022 race to what he described as the “capital introduction” business. That’s a markedly different story than he has told in the past. 


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1443427

Everyone knows that rich folks like nothing more than they like cold calls from salespeople.

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Santos attributed the vast increase in income he disclosed during his 2022 race to what he described as the “capital introduction” business.

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Santos’ comments to _________ represent a shift from his initial descriptions of _________.

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What huge increase in income, the guys is basically homeless, lives with his sister…

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Of course. Otherwise, how would they know about all the opportunities available to them? :upside_down_face:

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Since Georgie doesn’t have an address he can claim that he represents New York at-large.

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This is his idea of a great explanation, as was promised last week?

He sure didn’t spend a whole lot of time working up a reasonable story, did he?

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Maybe that is the reason I am always broke, I hate sales calls.

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“If you’re looking at a $20 million yacht, my referral fee there can be anywhere between $200,000 and $400,000,” Santos said.

How much is that in rubles?

(Asking for a FinCEN agent.)

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"You can run but you can’t hide…"

                    --Joe Louis--
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The more I see of this story, the more astonished I become at how far this guy has been able to get on blue sky and bullshit.

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1 / The secret to that way of surviving is to mostly hang out with people who WANT to be lied to.
2 / “The illusion that exalts is dearer to us than 10,000 truths.” — Pushkin
3 / The first lie is the hardest, and subsequent ones get easier and easier until it’s all you know how to do.
4 / When there’s nowhere left to run, he will eventually claim a disability/sickness/addiction, etc.

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George keeps referring to his “rolodex.” He’s 34 years old. He’s probably never even seen a rolodex. And his desk isn’t big enough to hold the number of rolodexes he’d need for the tens of thousands of names of rich folks he says he keeps at his fingertips.

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Law and Order: Defenestrations Unit

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When do we get to see his birth certificate?

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Oh! You found my last explanation was not true. So here’s another one. Try to believe it if you can.

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Yes.
Plus, any Rolodex/spreadsheet with names would be considered proprietary info of his current employer.
If he took it and used it at another firm, there would be aggressive pushback. Sot it’s all a big lie.

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[“Santos’ comments to Semafor represent a shift from his initial descriptions of the company. On his campaign site, Santos previously described Devolder, which is apparently named after his mother, as his ‘family firm.’ Santos has not responded to multiple requests for comment from TPM.”]

No worries, George…we’re having more laughs than you… :laughing:

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…and money. Where’d the sudden money come from? If there’s a crime in here, that’s where we’ll find it.

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