We should all take a moment and remember that Santos’s expulsion is further evidence that the Democratic party is in disarray.
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Well like speaks to like.
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Trump would deny it and say he is a germaphobe.
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How long before Santos is pitching “My Personal Manifest Destiny Life Plan” on QVC?
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The door to Santos’ office in the Longworth Building is locked and Santos has left the building. But when I knocked, Vish Burra, his top aide, popped his head out. He then slammed the door when asked what the plan and timeline was for packing up the office.
Some people are gathered outside taking selfies with the sign on his door.
Get your Rep. Santos door selfie before it’s too late! 
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Does this mean he’ll lose his “free” healthcare for life?
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Only if they allow cameras in the prison cafeteria.
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Man, congress would suck at Squid Game.
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Just in case there really was any doubt, he’s making it clearer why his release pending trial should be revoked.
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“Meh, just gives me more time to prepare for Christmas”
- George Santos Claus
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Someone get him a couple boxes for his sh!t, take his work keys, and have security walk him to the door.
Oh yeah … also, count the silverware before he’s gone!
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“I rise not to defend George Santos — whoever he is — but to defend the very precedent my colleagues are willing to shatter,” Rep. Matt Gatez (R-FL) intoned.
Congressman Matt Underage Hooker Gaetz then continued:
“…which precedent I am very much counting on, myself.”
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Why do I think of this?
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The greatest trick, said George Santos, was convincing the world that George Santos existed, and then he disappeared in a cloud of smoke…
ETA Apologies to the Usual Suspects
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The entirety of House R leadership voted against expulsion.
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George, George, George Of The Bungle
*Crooked as can be *
Watch out for that thief!
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Anxiously awaiting the results from today’s vote were bookers for Dancing with the Stars…
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