As someone who loses life force any time he’s not at the center of attention, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) appears to be struggling with the headline-induced infamy his expelled-colleague George Santos (R-NY) is enjoying now that he no longer has to pretend he’s not a total fraud.
“And since I refuse to play ball with these RINOs, they are secretly plotting behind closed doors and looking for ANYTHING they can use to expel me from Congress.”
Promises, promises.
Oh … right … the cat.
He’s a fucking degenerate in a GOP-safe seat bought and paid for by his daddy. Matty will fall, but it’ll take longer than it should.
In a recent fundraising email to supporters, which was obtained by the Washington Examiner, Gaetz lamented the fact that his Republican colleagues “removed one of our own members,” Santos, and suggested that he’s next: “Some RINOs are looking for their next target… ME.”
He was an “associate” of Jeff Epstein? Name to be released to the public on Jan. 2, 2024?
Matt Gaetz = KOTPP (King of the Pig People)
Why does the constellation Leo look more like a mouse?
Doubt it. Gaetz was still knee high to a toad. Something he resembles.
In case you don’t know, this bobble head grew up in the Truman Show house in the weird town of Watercolor, FL.
“And since I refuse to play ball with these RINOs,
Unless they are young girls/women looking for a good time and money
Portrait of a Young Rapist.
I don’t like to dabble in phenotyping/eugenics stuff, I really don’t. But, there’s something just not right with that boy.
Looks like a coat hanger. Just sayin’
GD your eyes man!
Whaa-whaa, all these far right asshats know how to do is whine like bitches and play the fucking victim. Aside from introducing legislation to lower the age of consent to 7, has this 3D walking Butthead done a single thing in Congress?
He bought his first roll of duct tape and roofies at just 13. He was so precocious.
Much much worse than this guy.
Fundraises off the possibility of being expelled.
Expulsion effort rakes in the dough.
He has shown “We The People” publicly what true Republicans are privately. 
Gaetz has nothing to worry about. GOP morals are clear.
You can screw underage prostitutes, engage in ID fraud, and be a rich pedophile, but you can’t commit credit card fraud against the milch cow of the Republican donors, because then you are depriving your fellow party members some of that cash for their own nefarious purposes.
