Gaetz Files Delusional Ethics Complaint Against Schiff

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), who has been practically jumping up and down for President Donald Trump’s attention lately, filed an ethics complaint on Wednesday against Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-CA).


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1259036
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Whatever gets Donnie through the night, amirite Matt?

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Hey, Matt, don’t they serve pizza down at Comet Pizza? In the basement?

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Strong argument for birth control and a cautionary tale about drinking while pregnant.

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A face made for slapping.

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Another Republican tool with a sh*t-eating grin. There must be a factory somewhere.

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Sarcasm is so HAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD. Can someone file an ethics complaint against Gaetz for impersonating a congresscritter?

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Slightly (but then again not) OT,
Just when you thought GOPers were exhausting the available supply of hypocrites, it seems they’ve exhumed Bob Livingstone from his lobbyist crypt. Looking forward to the reanimation of Henry Hyde.

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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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Good luck with that, Gaetz. You had no problem with any of these actions when you were pursuing HRC on Benghazi - the rules for which you wrote - so how’s about you go take a seat over there (in Crimea) and let the adults run this, ok?

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‘‘Gaetz Barks Like A Seal On Cue For Trump’’

That’s the header…and the article.

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Rictus grin… or was it dicktus?

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"When everybody in the room says you are drunk, sit down!"

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“Sure, sure, Matt. Just one. NO! NO! Stay in your row! Jesus, Matt, don’t touch her.”

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Smiling drunk. Whenever he’s sober, his face is beautifully symmetric.

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Young Master Gaetz needs a time-out in the corner.

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Gaetz is a drunk idiot seeking attention.

His complaint is akin to arguing that a prosecution’s failure to invite a defendant & his counsel to participate in a grand jury proceeding leading to an indictment somehow “poisons” the trial itself.

House = grand jury
Senate = trial

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What were the consequences of these jackasses breaking rules and bringing electronic devices into a secured room? If there were none then expect more bullshit from these clowns.

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Matt-Hatter is a member of the Florida Bar. His actions bring disrepute to the Florida Bar, and given Florida’s bar, that is really saying a lot…

Time for some more bar complaints, remember this was the guy who threatened witnesses…

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Each time I read his name I get the image of a clown. Running around honking a horn and shooting a gun that drops a flag “bang.”

Your imagery may vary.

Meanwhile - I ran across this - and wonder if some of the ties binding Rudes and his Dudes, might have also been sprinkled into Nunes office.

https://www.politico.com/news/2019/10/30/nunes-acolyte-misrepresented-himself-to-trump-as-ukraine-expert-061763

Had read about the guy (Patel) but the details makes chin hurt given how hard I dropped my jaw.

But he was instructed “at the last second” not to attend the debriefing, Vindman told lawmakers, because Trump’s advisers worried it might confuse the president: Trump believed at the time that Kashyap Patel, a longtime Nunes staffer who joined the White House in February and had no discernible Ukraine experience or expertise, was actually the NSC’s top Ukraine expert instead of Vindman.

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This is why Trump has no affection for dogs. He prefers his canine devotion to come from members of Congress.

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