On Wednesday night, Fox News personalities Laura Ingraham and Raymond Arroyo tried to downplay the magnitude of the open impeachment investigation hearing by making fun of Ukraine diplomat George Kent’s looks and…how much water he drank.
HYdratEd loSer!
If that’s all they’ve got they know they are well and truly fucked.
Wow, that’s some incisive analysis and enlightening commentary.
Somewhat unusually for FOX Pravda, they are saying things that are facutally, observably, true.
Completely irrelevant, sure, but still.
Did they measure the amount of water in Rubio units?
Next up! Bitching about dijon mustard! Film at 11!
Even with his big ole water bottle he needed only one hand, unlike you-know-who.
Tan suit!!! Sleeveless dresses!!!
Oh the horror!!! 
Donnie misses his SippyCup.
Baby steps, just remember we all started out with baby steps.
Stay classy Fox.
Leave the satire for the professionals
The Whiners complained the last smart president we had put a paper clip on his economic plan too.
The Heathers Network™
Hail Hydra(ted)!
One side effect of the Hillary Clinton brainwashing these bureaucrats endured is an increased thirst.
I expected comedian and guy who can’t get a real job, Greg Gutman, to propel this one. He must be bombing at a dinner theater tryout somewhere in the Old Confederacy again.
I recognize Laura Ingraham and George Kent. Isn’t the third person in the picture Les Nessman? Is there going to be a turkey drop? Turkey Drop! Turkey Drop! Turkey Drop!
AFTER LABOR DAY!!
I miss WKRP too.
And as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.