Fox News swooped in with some advice on Wednesday morning following a catastrophic debate performance by President Donald Trump that saw him refuse to renounce white supremacists and constantly heckle Democratic rival Joe Biden.
Hey, Ari. You want a better debate? Sew Trump’s lips shut.
If not, we’ll see two more flaming train wrecks with him in the engine.
Trump can’t do it.
Make a direct appeal to women? How’s that gonna work? He’s spent his entire life being abusive to and dismissive of women.
They’re not like likely to fall for any 11the hour bs from the ferret-topped failure.
“a white board with changes for next time.”
Less white is indicated, not more.
Not enough lipstick in the world for that pig.
I wish there were a way to surreptitiously-- Tiktok style— coach people at the town hall to say that this or that Trump has done or said isn’t “smart”.
Wow, FOX couldn’t even spin it to a WIN!? 
Yeah, giving Trump advice. That’s gonna work…
My brother and his wife have a vacation home near the ocean in Rhode Island. He talked to woman he hadn’t met before and the subject got around to the election. She told him that among her educated women friends, not one is going to vote for Trump this time. She said that Trump has lost that group.
But “crash and burn” is Donnie’s patented move.
That dog ain’t gonna hunt…
Former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had some tips for Trump too, saying that the President ought to use “his sense of humor”
Trump’s sense of humor? Who is Sarah Huckabuck kidding?
I may watch that debate.
What does Trump have left…for debates 2 & 3? I digress. But FOX Pointers & Tips is some funny shit. This is the fool who won’t read or listen to Daily Briefings…he’s gonna listen to YOU!
I guess she will lend Trump some of hers?
Yeah…like Trump follows suggestions/directions well.
Meanwhile, OAN is urging Fat Nixon to quadruple down at the next debate, since last night’s one came off as a resounding Trump win…
In their unique (Russian) perspective…
Isn’t calling people mean names his main kind of humor? that and telling people to drink bleach?
I’d love to know who his actual debate coaches are/were.
Former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had some tips for Trump too, saying that the President ought to use “his sense of humor” and “make a direct appeal to women” next time he faces off with Biden.
You know, maybe grab some undecided town hall voters by the pussy.