Fox News hosts want to ensure that President Donald Trump, who has made relentless efforts to undermine science while sowing doubt about the integrity of the agencies involved in approving treatments against the coronavirus, gets a consolation prize for the development of a COVID-19 vaccine.
Great idea! Weāll name one vaccine after Trump, one after Obama, and the people can decide which one they want. Winner becomes president for life, and vaccines distributed globally.
It would be more appropriate to name the virus after Trump. You know - āI got Trump and was sick for 6 weeksā. Or āYeah, my mom died of Trumpā.
Can we just name injecting bleach after Trump and leave it at that?
Better to name the virus after him. āDid you hear? Betty caught the Trump. Sheās on a ventilator now.ā
If I ever get hemorrhoids, Iām naming them Geraldo.
Geraldo, you stupid asshole, the enabling, coddling, and sycophancy is over! Itās OVER!! OVER!!!
When was the last time TPM ran an article on something intelligent a liberal commentator said? Seriously, wanna start to understand why 70 million people still voted for Trump? Because even on supposed liberal news sites only conservatives get reported on. A conservative can get their message amplified no matter how stupid in our media, but liberal voices get no traction.
So yea, a Fox news host said something stupidā¦ no shit. Perhaps give some space for intelligent liberals for once TPM!
I very well remember that after Osama bin-Ladenās assassination, Rush made fun of giving credit to Obama with āyeah, he went to Afghanistan and killed Osama with his bare handsā.
Heās got a point. After all, it was the Eisenhower Vaccine that eliminated polio. Oh, waitā¦never mindā¦
COVID-45 isnāt enough of an honor?
The TrumPandemic better?
Herpes-45?
āPfizer and Moderna should be naming the vaccine after the Presidentā¦ā
Iām willing to compromise.
And name the virus after him.
Trumpbola.
Feeling better?
Yes, I just took a big Trump in the restroom and I feel great.
On behalf of a grateful nation, I just named two turds in my toilet Donald and Iwanka. They (orange turd Donald and puffy shiny turd Iwanka) were laying on each other canoodling surrounded by golden fluids. Thatās is all these skanky racist whores deserve.
Name the vaccine after Donnie if itās almost certain to cause a lingering, degenerative disease.
BLOVID-45?
A correspondent on the network, Geraldo Rivera
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āDo you want the Trump Vaccine or the Biden Vaccine?ā
āWhatās the difference?ā
āBleach.ā
There have been ProPublica articles recently cross-posted here that do fit the description.
My 2 cents, rename gonorrhea āthe trumpā. Weird discharge from my penis, doc. Think I might have a bad case of the Trump.