Fox Accuses Biden Of Causing A ‘Santa Shortage’ | Talking Points Memo

A lot of things happened. Here are some of the things.

Fox News had a whole segment yesterday decrying an apparent “shortage” of people pretending to be Santa Claus thanks to Joe Biden … somehow.


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Yeah well, if you mix up the letters Santa is actually Satan, so it’s all good.

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Then there’s this

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Fox is a virulent cancer variant on the body politic and American culture. It seeks to recklessly spread its destructive cancer.

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Trump Never Got Intel Briefing After Jan. 6

This headline isn’t entirely accurate. Vladimir Putin has continued his briefings with Trump to this very day.

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Never attacked by Democrats or RINO’s (same thing) because she is not conservative, she’s pro-abort.

Yeah, and not only is she “pro-abort”, she also pro-infra, pro-regs, and pro-social.

And I don’t want to say McCarthy is ineffectual, but am pretty sure his diet consists of milk and toast.

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Skanky Turdface was tired of losing and was busy with Iwanker.

Cuck Kushner was reading the intelligence and selling it to his sugar daddy Mo (PBUH) Bone Saw, the Halal Butcher of the Holy Land of Jihad.

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Maybe FUX would be happy if Santa had more gunz.
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Man alive, Faux “News“ and the GQP are really scraping the bottom for something, anything, aren‘t they?

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Raffensperger, after four hours of questioning about TFG attempting to steal an election

He told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that he wanted the panel to know that “looking backward isn’t helpful”

Because what’s behind him is not important.

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Fox News had a whole segment yesterday decrying an apparent “shortage” of people pretending to be Santa Claus thanks to Joe Biden … somehow.

I’d be surprised in the age of rona, who would want germ carrying kids too close? It’s the last job I’d take under current conditions.

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Well, color me surprised.

Of course, the story is that the second test was negative, but, curiously a couple of days later, he really is positive and on the way to Walter Reed.

Who ya gonna believe??

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He just wants those armed and vindictive idjits stalking him and his family to go away.

Which, tbh, I can understand.

Still, he did testify.

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Thet are also PO’ed that fentanyl and meth were seized at the border. Probably wanted it for themselves.

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Meadows: Trump Tested Positive Before Biden Debate

Yeah, but Donnie didn’t need no stinkin’ vaccine. The Best.

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Abbott Promises Texas’ Electric Grid Won’t Bust This Year

So I guess Abbott went out and chain-sawed down all the windmills in TX? That’s a two-fer, since it will reduce cases of windmill cancer as well.

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WATCH: Fox News reports on the nationwide Santa shortage affecting Americans this Christmas under Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/C0Ot9jPTEM

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 30, 2021

The problem is Biden is insisting anyone applying to play Santa agrees to boycott Israel.

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Speaking of Christmas….

The toy, marketed as educational, may teach your children more than you want them to know, as a woman in Brampton, Ontario, discovered the hard way. The miniature, bright-green dancing cactus Ania Tanner bought sings in English, Spanish and Polish while squirming to the beat. After buying it for her granddaughter, Tanner discovered that one of the songs in its repertoire was an explicit tune about cocaine and hopelessness.

“​​It just so happens that I am Polish, and when I started to listen to the songs and I heard the words … I was in shock,” she told CTV News. “I thought: what is this, some kind of joke?”

The gyrating succulent performs a song called Gdzie Jest Biały Węgorz? (Zejście), or Where Is the White Eel? (Descent), whose opening lyrics are, according to various online translations: “The only thing in my head is five grams of cocaine / Fly away alone, to the edge of oblivion.” Later lines include swearing, graphic imagery and references to depression.

Brampton is a suburban town north west of Toronto.

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Great. Now I have to find one of these. As if I didn’t already have enough to do.

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Who is shocked?
Look … Trump was hoping that Biden would die … just flat-out go toes-up. If Trump could have contributed to that happening, he would have done it in a heartbeat.

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