Former Milwaukee Co. Sheriff David Clarke Rages At ‘Crap Sandwich’ Wisconsin Audit | Talking Points Memo

Former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke thinks the top Republican in the Wisconsin state assembly is feeding voters a “crap sandwich.” 


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I’m guessing he has boat payments and is looking to rustle up some extra cash.

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“There’s a groundswell of support for a full, cyber, forensic audit, Maricopa-county-style, here in Wisconsin,” Clarke told One America News Network on Wednesday.

Did I miss something? We are sitting here in Maricopa county months later with no money, no usable voting machines and no results. Why would someone want to emulate that?

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The 44-year-old, who has been in jail since his Jan. 22 arrest, will appear in a sentencing hearing on Sept. 27, where he faces a maximum punishment of more than 20 years in prison.

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I thought Sheriff Dave already rode off into the sunset.

Vaya con dios, asshole.

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Sounds like WI’s existing and ongoing audits aren’t finding squat.

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Somebody who looks like that, and acts like that, and thinks like that, is trying to stay relevant.
I actually thought he was in jail.
Shouldn’t he be?

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Sounds like Sheriff Clark eats pieces of shit for breakfast.

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“There’s a groundswell of support for a full, cyber, forensic audit, Maricopa-county-style, here in Wisconsin,”

No. No, there isn’t. Not by anyone, including the minions. We’ve seen what these things do and what they will ultimately cost in having to replace violated machinery prior to the next elections and no, no one is interested in any of this nonsense.

Now, if these ‘auditors’ are going to pay for replacing the machines, maybe we can talk about this, but no. I’m not paying for them. No.

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Marley

There are chants of “Vos has gotta go!”

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Never pay attention to the maximum sentence in federal court unless the defendant has multiple previous felonies on his record or he’s a Mexican drug lord with a cool nickname. The guideline sentence for this guy is something like 3-5 years.

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Fuck the asshat!

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“There were a half-dozen heroes on Friday – Labbé and Grosso will just feature up top in more game stories.

But Sinclair was the fulcrum. Even her teammates seemed to realize this was her moment just a little bit more than theirs.

Not a lot of people get to relive history and do it right the second time around. Sinclair had finally won the gold medal that fate and a rattled referee robbed her of two Olympics ago.”

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That’s fine - 3 - 5 years is better than what we’ve seen so far.

But you’re right - we don’t know what his priors might be. Could still be a lengthier sentence.

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Clarke n others

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According to financial disclosure documents reported by the Post , USPS awarded in April a $120 million contract to XPO Logistics—where DeJoy worked until 2015 after the company acquired his company New Breed Logistics—for work at two sorting and distribution facilities in Atlanta and Washington, D.C.

Though DeJoy and entities linked to him have divested between $65.4 million and $155.3 million of XPO shares since he became postmaster general, the Post reports, his family businesses still lease four buildings to XPO that the Post reports could net DeJoy’s companies up to $23.7 million over the next ten years.

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You just answered your own question before asking it.

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Grifters gonna grift. If you can’t get enough votes to run for office, and if even Fox News won’t pay you for an appearance, then election audits are the new gravy train these days.

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“Cyber” and “forensic” seem to be the new magic totem words in the MAGA lexicon.

They seem to believe that saying them makes one more than a raging nutter.

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Yeah, where the fuck has he been for the last 2 years or so?

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Everyone should note that Clarke is nuts. Not Donald Trump nuts or Rand Paul nuts but full on late stage Hitler batshit crazy nuts.

Also his giant goatee color is totally unconvincing.

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