Florida GOP Chair/Husband Of Moms For Liberty Co-Founder Accused Of Sexual Assault By Couple’s Third

Imagine that, a GOPer being a rapist.

FIFY

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Well, he was horny and she had it coming.

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Oh my!

Kinky
Klanned
Karenhood!

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Ye gads, NO! Have you ever heard Christian rock?

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My whole life, I’ve been an open-minded, sex-positive feminist, but I can’t get a date this side of ButHerEmails. Meanwhile, the performative prudes of the Christian right are laying pipe like the Mario Bros.

I just don’t know what to make of this world. Clearly, it has no use for me. Guess I shoulda been a hypocritical womb raider.

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They have my thoughts and prayers. First though is “kinky.”

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I love how kink is the new normal for the sanctimonious RW activists that want to take away everyone’s ‘rights’.

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You’re in Canada. We’re talking sweaty here.

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But . . . evidently it’s Moms of Liberty now. Check the story!

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They’re having it six ways from Sunday. Anything but Sunday!

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Like in Liberty University of pool boys fame.

Liberty is now codeword for ménage à troi

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Come tomorrow they’ll ban the daily newspaper.

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No charges have been filed and Christian Ziegler’s attorney Derek Byrd put out a statement after the Trident piece was published saying his client would be “completely exonerated.”

He may be exonerated of the rape charges, but there is going to be plenty of evidence of a “decadent lifestyle”.

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Once we have done all the obvious jokes, somebody has to ask why this story stayed hidden for about 2 months and why the police report is still heavily redated. Would that be the case if the Christian Zigler wasn’t the Florida GOP chair. If he had been the Florida Democratic Chair the full report would have been in the press October 6. The failure of the mainstream press to find this story for nearly two months says all you need to know about how in the tank they are for Republicans.

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I am all for Moms for (Sexual) Liberty!

In a state where it is illegal to say “gay” there seems to be a lot going on.

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Coming in just at the wire for several Golden Duke categories….

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Another entry in the “You can’t make this stuff up” folder.

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New normal? No. This is standard operating procedure.

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Bad understudies of the Falwells…

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