Matt Gaetz is gonna have to up his game to stay relevant in FL Republican sex scandals.
Florida GOP Chair/Husband Of Moms For Liberty Co-Founder Accused Of Sexual Assault By Couple’s Third
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Speaking of which, Mark Foley represented FL-16 in his day.
(that’s his congressional page sexting blackberry in the right hand)
ETA such a “Mark Foley action figure” is occasionally available on eBay.
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Make America Grope Again. Heh!
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Anyone else thought of becoming a Republican just for the sex and the drugs?
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Sooner take my chances with the Hells Angels, thank you.
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Well the Zieglers have two young girls…that seems disturbing.
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Far as we know the Falwells never raped anybody. The instant case goes way beyond hypocrisy.
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Poor Christian. He thought he was an important part of the three way. What the boob didn’t realize is his wife and the other woman are lesbians who had been using the three way to hide their, what would Mike Johnson call it, “life style choice.” Sure enough Bridget isn’t present and the third woman “file(s) a police report …accusing Christian Ziegler of raping her.” Bridget should have told Christian what was really going on. Shame on her for not being honest with her horney husband.
I am sorry this story is so typical of Florida evangelical Republicans. And it does sound a lot like the Falwells fall from grace, except there Mrs. Fawell was a horney woman.
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Well they’re just as bad. Remember the white supremacist group which fell apart because one of the founders had an affair with his mother-in-law?
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It’s just so weird - this is parody time the scandals are so juicy.
threesome couple who want to ban books and abortion but like to coerce and rape
gay credit card fraudster belongs to the party that is stridently anti-gay and doesn’t want to anger its donor base
but Al Franken had his hand on the waists of two women who asked to take photos with him at a crowded county fair - so Democrats are evil
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I used to read this shit and felt I needed to take a shower but at this point, I feel more the need to hose myself down out in the backyard - AND IT’S WINTER HERE!!
(And note, this is not because of the peccadilloes, but because of the rampant hypocricy)
When will this collective madness run its course?? 
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So next they’re going to take over Rock & Roll? 
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No fucking way. And their participation in the sex and drugs is amatuerish at best (although in a really perverted and desperate way).
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Jake, it’s Florida.
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They did apparently redact the pronouns in the report. I mean, isn’t it obvs for people in Floriduh to determine someone’s gender?
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Florida GOP Chair/Husband Of Moms For Liberty Co-Founder Accused Of Sexual Assault By Couple’s Third
Why am I not surprised?
And in other breaking news, “The sun is expected to rise in the east again tomorrow.”
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“Characters” in a threesome are “deeply intertwined.” That visual will corrupt all the Florida schoolchildren. Moms for Liberty are now needed more than ever!
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Who hasn’t had a threesome? What else are you going to do on warm night? That’s not an issue for me. It’s the complete bizarre and hypocrisy filled world these nut bars live in. I guess that’s the definition of having it both ways.
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Just don’t write a book about it … it will be banned.
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