First Day Of AZ Audit Of 2020 Election Goes Off The Rails Immediately | Talking Points Memo

v12nna · April 23, 2021, 9:15pm

Will 2020 NEVER end?

not_so_fluffy · April 23, 2021, 9:16pm

Are you crazy? This will be the final solution. It will guarantee reinstalling Trump to the presidency after all his struggles. This triumph of will will culminate in the glorious return of our leader on July 4, the most sacred of sacred days.

castor_troy · April 23, 2021, 9:16pm

Not until Covid does, we’re just in a very extended year.

visionseeker · April 23, 2021, 9:17pm

So Biden wins AZ again! How many times is that now?

castor_troy · April 23, 2021, 9:18pm

Proof of the fraud! You can only win a State once!

visionseeker · April 23, 2021, 9:21pm

No. It’s proof of Biden’s pact with the devil who made the impossible happen repeatedly. All those x-tians awaiting the rapture can now rejoice!

v12nna · April 23, 2021, 9:22pm

longest f’g decade of the year. maybe i should take up liquor to dull the pain

castor_troy · April 23, 2021, 9:23pm

… Ummm… It’s been over a year since the lockdowns started, you’re very late to the party.

tena · April 23, 2021, 9:24pm

You said it all.

They can’t stop shooting themselves in the foot - they are going to wind up with nothing to stand on, let alone run on.

v12nna · April 23, 2021, 9:26pm

I don’t like to drink alone. Convince me that’s unhealthy.

castor_troy · April 23, 2021, 9:28pm

You aren’t drinking alone if you’ve accepted Jesus into your heart, then you are never alone.

v12nna · April 23, 2021, 9:29pm

THANK you for the laugh!

dont · April 23, 2021, 9:31pm

One step further, you can’t spell crazy without R-AZ. Can you c y.

nymund · April 23, 2021, 9:34pm

AZ audit is when Sidney Powell sits on your face until you break down and admit Trump won the election.

teenlaqueefa · April 23, 2021, 9:39pm

ottnott · April 23, 2021, 9:41pm

If you are a big enough cat, it is just another lizard.

darrtown · April 23, 2021, 9:42pm

I( cannot read your link as I use an ad blocker. Did the 14 year old die?

ottnott · April 23, 2021, 9:43pm

Well, that is before the 400,000 absentee votes rejected because the signatures aren’t an exact match.

Ethics_Gradient · April 23, 2021, 9:44pm

There are actually a lot of ways to fuck with the vote if you can write on the ballot. Just making a few small extraneous marks can make the ballot unreadable.

The auditors should not have any kind of pen or marking device, period.

They should have preprinted, numbered, non-removable stickers that are attached to the ballot prior to it being reviewed. That number is tied to the review record in the review database. That is all they should have.

darrtown · April 23, 2021, 9:45pm

Quote from Fox

I thought for a moment I was looking at one from The Onion.