In the wake of Donald Trump’s indictment in Fulton County, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) limply launched an investigation into Fani Willis’ office with a letter that read like it’d been copied and pasted from his last several investigate-the-investigators correspondences.
Nine pages is a rather long FU but it’s nice to see none-the-less.
Taking the opposite view, it’s actually rather difficult to imagine the number of FU’s it would take to make an impression on a monumental ass like Jordan but Ms Willis gives it a try. Thank you.
ETA: I note I’m frist so adding requisite felines; Ukrainian kittez naturally.
Fani’s response to Gym Jordan is a classic take down. I appreciate the post here but it is something that has to be read in full to appreciate. She takes him to the cleaners. Or is it the showers? Hmmm.
WONDERFUL!!
What else is there to be said?
I been saying that NY prosecutors should have told Jordan to go fuck himself with a spiny fish. Glad Ms Willis is doing it.
“Your letter makes clear that you lack a basic understanding of the law, its practice, and the ethical obligations of attorneys generally and prosecutors specifically,”
“For a more thorough understanding of Georgia’s RICO statute, its application and similar laws in other states, I encourage you to read ‘RICO State-by-State.’ As a non-member of the bar, you can purchase a copy for two hundred forty-nine dollars [$249].”
Are those cuties sleeping next to a box of bullets? You know they’ll start playing with the ammo when they wake up. Watch out, world!
She has the gumption to go full-on No More Fucks to Give! Reasoning with these loonies is a soul-sucking waste.
She’s taking him to the woodshed for a thrashing. Gym Jordan’s tears are eagerly anticipated.
A step towards the fabled $5,000 bullet - CA has an 11% excise tax on guns and ammo (subject to passing the house).
Gunhumper says:
“You can’t tax a constitutional right,” said Chuck Michel, president of the California Rifle & Pistol Association, a firearms advocacy group. “This is part of the strategy to price people out of the market.”
a) yes you can b) hopefully it will.
LEO and retired LEO are exempt - so shooting someone 41 times in the back won’t damage the departmental budget.
News reports are that Jordan is now going after ´pressure tactics’ used by Jack Smith in the MAL documents investigation. Apparently Trump
had told Jordan that he doesn’t want any more MAL employees flipping against him in that case.
Other than to order food or ask for his bed to be turned down, it’s clear Jordan has never once spoken to a powerful black woman. Willis is kicking Jordan’s ass in more ways than this asshat can count. I mean, giving him tips to be a more productive member of Congress? Jesus Christ, it would have hurt less if she just told him he was a moron, which of course, you know, she did.
Here is a visual version of Fani Willis’s excellent letter to Jim Jordan. Her response to him is richly deserved…
But she did it with style and fully based on the law which she listed repeatedly through the letter. One thing is obvious. Mr Jordan picked on the wrong person.
Damn.
I was hoping to see exhibits F through O that she mentions she was attaching to the letter.
I want to know when Congress is going to investigate Jordan and his roll in the sexual abuse of Ohio State wrestling team members while he was a wrestling coach there. Was he simply an informed blind eye, a groomer, or possibly even one of the predator pedophiles himself. With all his attempts at manliness (not wearing a coat at committee hearings, etc), I would bet on the last! Sad!
Ouch! Burn! Sting! That’s one epic fucking slap-down. I’m a new Fani Fan!
Like I said, he had no idea what he was in for when he went after a black woman like Ms. Willis. No fucking clue whatsoever.
Me too but her letter to Jordan was a thing of beauty. She showed no mercy.
Anna Bowers
Fani Willis to Jim Jordan: “Bless your heart.”
From Tamar Hallerman:
Shade: On page 6, Willis recommends that Jordan buy a copy of John Floyd’s RICO book for the non-bar member price of $249
In Georgia “Bless your heart” is not a compliment. I am not at all sure Mr Jordan, being from Ohio, would understand the insult contained in those three words.
He caught the drift in the rest of her letter.
