Liberty University President Jerry Falwell, Jr., announced Wednesday that he is pursuing criminal charges against a New York Times freelancer and ProPublica for trespassing on campus while covering COVID-19.
Doesn’t this doofus recieve government contracts for jet fuel or something? If he can’t pull himself up without taxpayer help, his business should be our business.
“We actually went to the local magistrate, we’ve sworn out warrants for their misdemeanor arrest,” Falwell said on right-wing radio show, the “Todd Starnes Show.”
“We’ve”? Did the local magistrate pin a deputy’s badge on his chest? Be We So Scared.
As we all know, Sgt. Alan Wilkins, a detective with the Liberty University Police Department, is better than your average cop. He doesn’t even need a judge’s signature to swear out an arrest warrant, thus demonstrating he’s not a run-of-the-(diploma)mill schmuck mindlessly following his employer’s orders to manufacture … something, anything.
Like the Father, the Son and the Wholly Ghost, I stand with Sgt. Wilkins in his pursuit of truth, justice and holy retribution. No one should be allowed to report what they see and hear — especially if it’s true.
After 40 days in the wilderness of a pool-side cabana in Miami Beach, Jerry Falwell has emerged with a message from God: “You shall sueth the free-lance photographer who took a picture of the student who was afraid of dying because you brought students back to campus in defiance of common sense. And get your hands off that pool-boy, Jerry. Remember what we talked about?”
“They forced us into a corner,” Falwell said. “I don’t think God wants Christians to just sit back and not protect what they believe in and protect the people they have a fiduciary responsibility to protect.”
I don’t think God wants the Christian students to get sick because the university president is too greedy to set up online classes instead of in-person classes!
And furthermore, Falwell has the FIDUCIARY DUTY to keep the LU students safe and healthy…and he is failing that duty BIGLY!