Ex-Trump DHS Chief Joins Trump On MAGA Tour After Briefly Refuting Election Fraud Lies

I was so struck by the auto parts billionaire. His reasoning for funding those 50 NG guys was absolutely moronic. Durr Biden no protect border that’s what they say durrrrrrrr. Is that how he runs his business? Would he trade his entire inventory for three magic beans? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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God. Like a snot-nosed 14-year-old listening to one of Grandpa’s stories. I’m reminded of Ambrose Bierce’s definition of a bore: “A person who talks when you wish him to listen.”* Trump wants to do all the talking and when he’s forced to listen, even for a moment, he doesn’t. That’s why he thinks F-35s are invisible and all the rest.

*Actual Ambrose Bierce quote

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Why would he? No one else exists.

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The president described wanting to scrap EMALS, a key technological upgrade at the center of the multibillion-dollar carrier project, and return to steam.

I said, “You don’t use steam anymore for catapult?” “No sir.” I said, “Ah, how is it working?” “Sir, not good. Not good. Doesn’t have the power. You know the steam is just brutal. You see that sucker going and steam’s going all over the place, there’s planes thrown in the air.”

It sounded bad to me. Digital. They have digital. What is digital? And it’s very complicated, you have to be Albert Einstein to figure it out. And I said—and now they want to buy more aircraft carriers. I said, “What system are you going to be—” “Sir, we’re staying with digital.” I said, “No you’re not. You going to goddamned steam, the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good.”

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My thoughts exactly. They keep going back to the same strategy’s they lost with last time.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Why did his parents name him Chode?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again

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I wish I knew what was wrong with these people.

I think that guy earned his money squashing autos mostly and I bet he squashed a lot of potential evidence for some large money for some skeezy folk. I don’t think you have to be really smart to squash cars for a living.

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Or they haven’t been [able] to replicate the WH physician’s drug mix.

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“Some people bring joy wherever they go—others, whenever they go.”

~~Oscar Wilde.

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Anyone who questions Trump fear and misery over the coming court cases need only look at that sad, pathetic excuse for a man hugging himself.

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He looks half-dead.

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Are you trying to get my hopes up?

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The only “crisis on the border” is Trump, Abbott, Wolf, and the rest of these traitorous assholes being at the border.

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Add to that el presidente actively widening the wealth gap between those in his favor and those who are struggling – hence more tents at every intersection in suburbs across the country, and shanty encampments under every bridge and overpass in the vast landscape of crumbling roads.

Our highways look increasingly like the widespread slums of third world countries, with the concomitant overwhelming numbers of people waiting in long lines at food distribution centers in order to feed their families.

Brown people at the borders didn’t make that situation – cuts to ordinary social programs and job protections coupled with tax cuts for the wealthiest did.

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He’s not getting his old life back. He may not be in prison, but I don’t forsee any bookings for his folksy musings in any entertainment venues. The court didn’t rule that he was in any way not guilty of the crimes for which he was convicted, only that the government told him he could confess without consequences and later used that confession against him. Still the sleazebag he was, just free to lounge at home now.

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Guy who wears a condom to first dates idolizes guy who just rapes first dates raw dog. Story at 11.

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I know exactly what you mean, and yes, yes, he does. Very much so.

They’re like some one-hit-wonder trying to remix that same old tired song that people thought was a cool summer jam back in the mid 90’s.

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I want him to live long enough to suffer the complete breakdown (preferably in public) that losing it all will cause. He is getting close to being a public joke when even FOX shuts him down.

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