The indicted, vaping lawmaker may finally have a reason to sweat.
Recently retired Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) announced on his campaign website this week that he had launched an exploratory committee to mull a potential bid in California’s 50th Congressional District — Rep. Duncan Hunter’s (R-CA) seat.
A major obstacle that Issa would have to overcome in 50th is that he isn’t white. Not only is he brown, his heritage is in one of those middle-eastern places - OMG! Must be a Muslim! So it goes in the 50th.
Darrell Issa represented the 48th and 49th congressional district of california, not the 18th. Now, doesn’t one have to live in the district to represent it? Issa may not like moving from the coast to the hot dusty inland empire.
Turns out you don’t have to live in the district, just the same state. So here’s hoping he wins the primary so we can hear “carpetbagger coastal elite Issa” 8 times a day.
The richest ex-member of congress meets the drunkest member of congress in a cage match to determine who gets to represent the stupidest district in California - something for everyone, bring your children!