The revelations are piling up so swift, I can only assume we’ll hear about his bestiality by next week.
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I like the part where his republican “colleagues” rat him out…
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Add “fat” and you’ve got a Dean Wormer advisory.
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Pretty clear that Gaetz is a deranged psychopath …and yet …
Pretty clear that the GOP - while not rushing to his defense …will refuse to criticize … and vigorously block any punishment…
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Do they have box turtles in Florida?
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Bless the beasts and the children… 
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Nah, they want him gone, gone, gone. Especially the locals, who will have a clusterfuck of a race for his very safe FL-01 seat. Think of that scene from Lord of the Rings, “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”
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box turtles are protected…
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So are minors.
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But are the locals seeing the coverage? I assume this is Fox News country?
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Maybe he’ll go for a nice snapper…I’d even subscribe to the National Enquirer to see those photos.
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His choices are now down to The Daily Stormer and The NAMBLA Journal.
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If there’s a paycheck he’s in.
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Newsmax audiences is full of misogynous assholes, Gaetz is right up their alley. Now if he gets caught in a few instances of humanity and dignity he might become toxic for Newsmax, but so far I have not seen any sign of that. The guy is a total boor with no traces of gentlemanly behavior.
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Does this mean we have to keep looking at photos of Gaetz? Can’t the media show an avatar for him, instead? Any suggestions?
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Maybe switch to Colin Jost?
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Big hands, i know you’re the one!
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I’ll bet Gaetz is shopping a book deal around. It won’t get very far, but the proposal should be an interesting read.
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“Matt was absolutely against it,” Goodson told the Orlando Sentinel. “He thought the picture was his to do with what he wanted. He thought that any picture was his to use as he wanted to, as an expression of his rights.”
His concepts of right and wrong live in such an uncanny valley of moral and ethical perversion.
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One assumes he calls it the valley of the jolly Ho, Ho, Ho.
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