Ethics Committee Finds ‘Substantial Evidence’ That Gaetz Committed ‘Statutory Rape’

Originally published at: Ethics Committee Finds ‘Substantial Evidence’ That Gaetz Committed ‘Statutory Rape’

The House Ethics Committee released a long-awaited report Monday, stating that it had found “substantial evidence” that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) violated House rules and laws “prohibiting prostitution, statutory rape, illicit drug use, acceptance of impermissible gifts, the provision of special favors and privileges, and obstruction of Congress.” The report, which was released despite…

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What’s one more drug addled child rapist?

Some people are saying he should be nailed up on a star spangled cross.

Fortunately he comes from money and Florida.

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Merry Christmas, Matt, you perverted scumbag.

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I’ve deputized Sasha and Sophie - they’re on it!

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Sex trafficking, raping underage girls, drugs?

Damn…good nominee for Republican president in 2028.

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So when does the Florida governor refer to him as a groomer? Will his name and the details about the ethics committee report be excised from school curriculums?

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What. The actual. Fuck?

And for once I’m not talking about the bad editing that cut off the ‘[’ ahead of ‘M]att’.

Asking for ‘customer appreciation week’? JFC, how fucking weak.

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(But, you know, it’s me, so now I am talking about the editing…)

:sigh: C’mon, TPM. Even if that fuckup’s in the original you’re quoting, [sic] exists for a reason.

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We can thank miscreant De Santis’ former spokesmodel Christina Pushaw for starting the whole ‘groomer’ trend. Weird how she’s now strangely silent. Maybe her lip-modeling career finally took off.

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The Republican Party: The party of law and order.

Bwahahahahaha!!! And Donnie wanted him to be Attorney General??? WTF!!

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Depends on what the word “date” means, eh?

  1. look, you often didn’t meet them or even know them until the first ‘date’ in a hotel room with your preferred pimp (Greenberg)

  2. you gave them money afterward in the traditional prostitution sequence, labeling it something innocuous like a tuition payment doesn’t really cut it.

Whatever. I guess Gaetz should be glad he lives in a ‘civilized’ country where a girl’s relatives typically don’t come looking for his particular breed of despoiler with a castration knife.

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Our tax dollars at work!!

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Now is the time for Dems to start trolling Musk and the First Felon HARD over their failed choice to be Attorney General, because the compliant news media sure as hell is not going to ask either of them about this.

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Why aren’t any of these being charged criminally in Florida?

The statute of limitations can’t be up on all of them. Or has FLA already developed its own “abridged version” of its legal code for GOP criminals?

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In these days I have no understanding why such a manly male, a sex magnet, would have to pay for sex.
You think maybe he has some, you know, issues?

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OT, but good news—Biden commuted the sentences of all but three people who were on federal death row!

The three he didn’t commute were those of the Boston Bomber, and two peeps who committed mass racially motivated mass-killings.

I’m OK with that.

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So now substantial evidence of the violation of a law (or laws) can be characterized as “felonious” if it is a Dem, and “hey, we all make mistakes” if it is a GOPer.
Got it.
Also, I had no idea that having sex with a creeper was an option for having one’s tuition reimbursed. On the other hand, if having sex with a guy like Gaetz was the price of the reimbursement, then maybe running that summer camp wasn’t such a bad deal.

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The creep has been exposed. This is news Floridians can use if and when the creep runs for governor or any other public office.

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