Esper Claims He Didn’t Know Trump Was Taking Him To Photo-Op, Thought They Were Going To Vandalized Bathroom

Secretary of Defense Mark Esper on Wednesday night distanced himself from President Donald Trump’s infamous photo-op in front of St. John’s Episcopal Church on Monday.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1312349
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Esper claimed he “didn’t know where I was going”

Definitely not something that I want to hear coming from any Secretary of Defense.

…also, I don’t believe him.

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I, Mike Esper, knowing Donald Trump and having worked with him, actually BELIEVED that he cared to see damage to ANYTHING. Really, I promise. I also believe in the tooth fairy and Santa Clause.

Really THIS is what he comes up with, he thought Trump gave a hoot about anything other than himself and was willing to waddle a couple of blocks to go see something. Pull the other leg, it has bells on.

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There’s a rather scathing article in WaPo about Ivanka Trump and her large white purse being there.
I do wonder how many of those heading for the church knew what went on there moments before. Just along for the ride, whoopee, we’re all going to die.

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Very…uhmmm…funny?

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Esper enacts Operation Cover My Own Ass. I thought we were just going over there to dominate the battle space I swear!!

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And may I state the obvious?
BULLSHIT

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So a guy with that name is claiming that he can’t read the President’s mind? Some Esper he is.

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I would have said you can’t make this shit up, but here we are.

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Mike, Mike, Mike (Mark. Whatever the fuck your name is). Donny only brings you to a vandalized bathroom on the FIRST date.

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All dressed up, suits and ties and they’re heading for the bathroom. Can we say clueless?

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When I saw the picture with Trump, Barr and the rest of the mob walking down the street, I was reminded of a line in a David Bowie song:

We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town.

(Fashion).

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Nonsense. Always nonsense from these enablers.

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Exactly.

We are told that:

Secretary of Defense Mark Esper on Wednesday night distanced himself from President Donald Trump

But I don’t see much distance – he’s just claiming to be not very bright.

Neither the TPM article nor the original NBC report says that he actually criticized Trump.

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Dazed and confused Esper
Thought it was the rapture
All the while America fractured
Under the boot without valour.

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Still, remarkably coherent considering some of Rumsfeld’s remarks. Rumsfeld not only didn’t know where he was going, most of the time he didn’t even seem to realize where he was.

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Esper could be:

a. lying
b. too stupid to have the job he has
c. a and b

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He thought he was going to visit the bathroom. Instead, he went to hell.

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Clueless in concocting such a ridiculous lie, yes. Clueless about where they were going, perhaps. But the very idea of the Rump inspecting a bathroom that was vandalized while carrying a bible should have at least raised a question in that brain of Esper’s. Is he so stupid that he thought he would get away with a statement so ridiculous? But, no worries. He’s now on the goner list for not going full on with Rump’s reality TV show.

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And now you know why Trump considered him among “the best people” (to assist Trump in his nefarious plans).

And while you’re there, make sure you give Steve King a double-flush.

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