Elected Officials Will Offer Video Remarks In Place Of Attending Texas GOP Convention | Talking Points Memo

Texas. Again. I really miss Molly Ivins.

You guys down there must be really stupid. At least your Gov thinks so.

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Isn’t that always the way?:roll_eyes: Talk abut a slick bastard!

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GOP is stupid everywhere.

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Welcome to Houston-- you f^cking suckers!
And f^ck you very much for coming!

Signed,
Houstonians

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… Trump’s ass.

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Just like we do at the typical pandemic funeral. So who is going to be Donald’s pall bearers?

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Essential workers should try to find other work.
I wouldn’t show for my shift at the George R Brown Convention Center next Monday.

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Does not fit Dolt’s re-election narrative-- so, no.

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“As ignorant and unmitigated assholes-- that need to assemble is important, and we are taking every precaution to ensure it is done safely,” said chairman of the Texas Republican Party James Dickey.

GTFOuttamytown.

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Damn…the Texas State Fair, which is a huge part of the economy, has been cancelled, but they are still holding convention? @tena

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"Forget it, Jake, it’s Texas."

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OT but related.

Anti-abortion and anti-LGBT groups got their hands on millions of dollars from the Trump administration’s coronavirus relief program, according to a report from The Guardian . The groups that pocketed funds include the American Family Association—which has previously blamed the Holocaust on gay people—and the American Center for Law & Justice, an anti-abortion group headed by Trump’s personal attorney Jay Sekulow. Both groups reportedly got between $1-2 million each under the Trump administration’s Paycheck Protection Program. “What we’re seeing with this is a lightyear leap into direct government financing of major Christian right political entities on a scale we’ve never seen before,” Frederick Clarkson from Political Research Associates told the newspaper. Pro-choice groups also received money—with Planned Parenthood getting a reported $80 million in PPP loans—but the government agency that oversees the program later tried to rescind those grants. No similar action was taken to retrieve money from the anti-abortion groups.

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Yes–this is a legacy of Reconstruction, when governors were federally appointed. Once Reconstruction ended, the state constitution was rewritten to make sure governors were basically figureheads. There are stories about Rick Perry, when he was governor, spending his afternoons playing Solitaire on his office computer.

Related to all this: Abbott is in political trouble within his own party re how he’s handling the pandemic; to have appeared live in front of party faithful who now think he’s a nanny-stater in disguise might have made for awkward optics.

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That’s basically the message being sent. What they’re really saying but won’t say because they don’t want to upset Donnie’s orange-cart is that DR. FAUCI IS RIGHT and we can’t risk our own lives being exposed to the virus…but the rest of you can. They’re also saying we’re more important for survival than the rest of you.

That Lt. Governor is the biggest asswipe in TX. They do make everything bigger in Texas, don’t they?

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So they’re letting the hoi polloi take all the risks and spread the disease. Abbott and Patrick are orchestrating a superspreader event, but they’ll go nowhere near it themselves. Boy, Texas Republican voters are some dumb sumbitches, that’s all I have to say. Of course, that’s true of Republican voters in general.

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Haha yeah you barely notice what an outrageous hypocrite and coward he is in addition to the sociopathy, he hides it so well.

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The fair is in Dallas; the convention will be in Houston. (Houston’s livestock show and rodeo, the largest in the world, was canceled back in March.)

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Even our f^cking idiots are bigger. Way bigger.

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They say the quiet parts out loud now… it’s all the rage.

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