John Eastman is sure having trouble keeping his story straight.
A week ago, the ex-Trump legal adviser, whose legal memo laid out a path for Mike Pence to thwart the 2020 Electoral College certification, went to great lengths to downplay and minimize his memo.
So much easier to tell the truth, if we learn nothing else from this numbskull.
Keeping lies and half-truths straight is a hell of a lot of work that is totally unnecessary.
Of course, maybe if he just shut up about it, he wouldn’t have so much difficulty.
Fish flopping out of water…
Please, whatever divinity there might be, let me see at least one of these scumbags completely stroke out.
Give this man another cocktail. He needs to go on a Guilliani inspired talk show tour to clear his name!
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Couldn’t this bozo be prosecuted for sedition? It is unlawful in the US.
rump, too.
What?! This is the Claremont Institute’s finest, even better than Tom Cotton, Josh Hawley and Victor Davis Hanson. Of course the Woke Communists were setting a trap to advance their nefarious agenda.
This man is one of the folks on the Other Side. The best thing I can say about him is that he’s talentless.
Oooooooh, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when he discovered he’d just been played by the sweet little Christian girl…
I agree. Let Eastman talk - under oath – before he “lawyers up.”
It’s always a setup by leftist commies.
“Donny, where is your homework?”
“Antifa communists funded by billionaire pedi-cannibals ate it.”
Isn’t bizarre conspiratorial thinking one of the symptoms of certain types of dementia? Is that what is going on with Giuliani and Eastman and Trump?
A lawyer of his callibre will, of course, represent himself. (I’m torn - it would be an amazing shit show but such an incoherent catastrophe that he just might walk away in some mistrial of his own creation.)
It is a trap. A bad guy trap. Mission accomplished.
Seems like Eastman is in line with Trump’s other so-called “lawyers” and setting himself up for yet another disbarment.
Man, he looks nuts…
JFC these people are stupid. That’s the tell: if they’ll work for Donald, they’re either insane egomaniacs (Bannon), drunken crooks (Giuliani), sociopathic propagandists (Miller x2), or Dunning-Krueger poster children (this dipshit).
Glad he admits the Oaf Keepers and the Plowed Boys are their guys.
“Eastman Spins Wild Tales Of Jan. 6 As A Trap Sprung By Media And FBI.”
“If only the Capitol hadn’t dressed so proactively! Or had those drinks!! Or stayed out so late!!!”