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“I’m sorry the facts don’t fit your narrative.”

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He’s DENYING it so it must be that there really IS a secret plot, and before you know it the FEDS will be JAMMING their hands down the THROATS of law abiding AMERICANS to reach deeply into that BELLY of our NATION and RIP our CONSTITITUTIONALY guaranteed RIGHT to SHOOT any THUG that THREATENS our PURE innocent WHITE DAUGHTERS with THEIR HULKING man love MUSCLES!!!1!!!one!!!

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Nope. Won’t work. If he drove a truck to every American household delivering five free guns for every occupant, they’d say it was all a plot to establish a precedent of the President giving guns so that it would seem only natural that if he can give them he can also take them away INPEACH.

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Ohbummer lIES everyone diES beCsAUe no GUnz.

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Hulking Love Muscle was the name of my college electronica/thrash metal/gospel mash-up band. I played an accoustic keyboard made by Wurlitzer. You know…

…a big organ.

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Fox: Did he cross his fingers when he said that? Why is police confiscating all these guns in every city? Obama is secretly in bed with Gun companies, making their sales go up.

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Subbing in for the Ghost of Eustace Tilley?

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“Please do not believe this notion that somehow I’m out to take everybody’s guns away.”

Just republican’s guns, then I’ll give them all to the libruls so we can kill all the republicans, christians, heterosexuals, white folks, etc. and not necessarily in that order…ha ha ha

Edit: and actually he going to wait till after he’s released of the prisoners so all those folks listed above also can’t protect themselves and all their stuff from thugs.

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““The untold secret in Washington is that he has all the laws he needs to stop the bloodshed now,” LaPierre said in the video. “Under the existing federal gun laws, he could take every felon with a gun, drug dealer with a gun and criminal gangbanger with a gun off the streets tomorrow and lock them up for five years or more. But he won’t do it, his Justice Department won’t do it, and the media never asks why.””

HE’S MAD AS A HATTER.

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"Under the existing federal gun laws, he could take every felon with a gun, drug dealer with a gun and criminal gangbanger with a gun off the streets tomorrow and lock them up for five years or more. But he won’t do it, his Justice Department won’t do it, and the media never asks why

Translation: Obama is purposefully allowing black and brown criminals to amass illegally obtained weapons so that he can someday unleash this non-white army on the unsuspecting white citizenry. That’s why we’ve gotta get more guns.

ETA: By the way, is there some other kind of non-criminal gangbanger? Or, by prefacing “gangbanger” with “criminal” is he betraying his love for PornHub.

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Day 2,473 of the Obama Administration. I still have my guns, and my grocery store still won’t take krugerrands. WTF, Beck!!

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But yet he’s coming for your guns…by sending the ‘criminal’ gangbangers and drug dealers, I guess.

*Head explodes

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  • ˆRight. My head is exploding*
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LaPierre is nuts, like you. Try not to shoot yourself in the foot.

“Please do not believe this notion that somehow I’m out to take everybody’s guns away.”

Why not? Unrestricted gun ownership hasn’t worked all that well.

Obviously not. Ghost™ uses mIxED CaSe wIThIn WoRDs. Imku3 makes SOME words ALL caps.

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Well unless Obama has some other secret plan to glom himself a third term, the clock is running out on the “grab their guns” scenario.

Obama: No, I Don’t Have A Secret Plot To Confiscate Guns

Now talk like that just proves that is exactly what he is going to do. .snarkoff.

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These fucks are really gonna miss Barack, but not anywhere near as much as I will.