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In defense of lawyers, and I’ve had the misfortune of needing their “services” too often, the good ones are worth their weight in gold and the rest not so much.

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OMG!!!
The Discipleship has struck a Peruvian iceberg!!! Who could have guessed? Look for Kim to sing her big hit, “My Hate Will Go On”…

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They gotta be delusional if they ever seriously believed it.

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Fuckers ought to be disbarred.

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“It now appears that while prayer meetings did occur throughout Peru, the photograph presented to Mat Staver was an honest mistake and was of a different Christian assembly in a soccer field,” the release read.

And for some reason, we just couldn’t find a single actual photo from any of all those other Peruvian prayer meetings in support of Kim Davis, so we just decided to use this one, because it’s just like all the others.

Something tells me there is not a single Peruvian who knows about Kim Davis.

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“Lawyers For Kim Davis: Yeah, That Peru Prayer Rally Photo Was Fake After All.”

Like her fake persecution.

And her fake piety.

And her fake oath of office.

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Lying for the Lard.

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The water weight gain was real…

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  "However, the photograph was an honest mistake."

It really does take some balls to use that word after all of this firm’s blatant and transparent “inaccuracies” —

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Sadly, in all of God’s mystery, no evidence of the prayer meetings was preserved… much like the historical record of man and dinosaur sharing the earth at the same time.

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What do they do at a “prayer meeting” anyway?

Seriously, can anyone give me an outline of the event?

15 seconds of saying grace at Thanksgiving dinner seems long to me. I can’t imagine doing it for hours, in the sun.

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Eat, talk about the hottest deacons and if any are swishy, who’s scored with the preacher and how much they all miss ‘19 and Counting’…

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liberty counsel: well, shit happens when you are making stuff up.

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Liberty Counsel - obviously got their “degrees” from LIberty University. These guys are continuing on in the time-honored tradition of the other wonderful graduates … like Bachmann, another legal genius.

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Even extremely bad lawyers choose their words with care. “Prayer meetings did occur throughout Peru” = “Many Peruvians went to church on Sunday, just like always.”

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“Honest mistake” =/= “mistake, honest! :wink:”

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She IS indeed known throughout Latin America as “la gringa loca.”

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TPM:

“We have no reason to puff the Kim Davis story," Staver said in the press release. “Her name has become known around the world.”

Yes, across the globe it has become synonymous with Ridiculous Inbred Christian-American Homophobic Hick.

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Once again it becomes obvious that these obsessive, right-wing, “Christian” fanatics have no interest, much less understanding of what it means to be truthful. I wonder whatever happened to "Thou shalt not bear false witness . . . "?

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