Discussion:

johnscotus · July 11, 2015, 5:44pm

No

slagathor · July 11, 2015, 5:46pm

Don’t forget …Kick shit. Every Texan is good at kickin’ shit. And two steppin’. Kickin’ shit WHILE two steppin’ gets you bonus points.

antisachetdethe · July 11, 2015, 5:47pm

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he spends every weekend on a bass boat drinking beer.

fargo116 · July 11, 2015, 5:47pm

“No nut-jobs will be put in the field.”

Um…you DO know how a mirror works, right?

antisachetdethe · July 11, 2015, 5:48pm

“Citizen Surveillance Group”

http://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/latest-columns/20140829-kravitz.jpg.ece/BINARY/w940/kravitz.jpg

wanderer · July 11, 2015, 5:50pm

“Once I saw the freaking nut-jobs coming out of the woodwork I was spending half my day discrediting what they were posting,” Lanteri told the newspaper. “No nut-jobs will be put in the field.”

Quoted by Mr Lanteri, Supreme Nutj-job of Exquisite Thunderous Rage and the Ultra Elk Fuzzy Britches Golden Brigade

(Apparently there is more to his title, but it is only able to be spoken in the presence of level 18-alpha blue circle and above members)

zlohcuc · July 11, 2015, 5:50pm

Whew what a relief…I thought TX was about to be taken over without civilian military observers doing a thing! we can rest easy knowing they are saving us from themselves…

rodnchance · July 11, 2015, 5:50pm

They all think they are the fighting at a new Allamoron, brave hearts one and all.

compassionateliberal · July 11, 2015, 5:51pm

“no nutjobs will be put into the field”? I believe their leader is a nutjob so how exactly does that work?

mozhno · July 11, 2015, 5:51pm

A special list of the dumbest people in Texas, which is saying quite a bit.

teenlaqueefa · July 11, 2015, 5:51pm

I sure hope none of these non-nutjobs points a rifle at a soldier.

Because that’d be a fatal mistake.

arrendis · July 11, 2015, 5:52pm

200 guys. 250,000 sq miles in Texas alone. Triple that for Utah, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, etc.

200 guys. 750,000 sq miles conservatively. 1 Counter Jade Helm operative gets to cover over 37,500 sq miles of territory.

The military must be terrified.

antisachetdethe · July 11, 2015, 5:53pm

They’re on the lookout!

candacetx · July 11, 2015, 5:55pm

Ammosexual cosplay

mrcomments · July 11, 2015, 5:59pm

Smart move, just let these idiots put on their stupid show. The last thing the army needs to do is engage these people on any way or form. They are harmless trashy morons listening to Alex Jones.

darcy · July 11, 2015, 5:59pm

I dunno, Saturday night, gettin’ dressed up, and showering too. Tough call.

martinheldt · July 11, 2015, 6:00pm

One hundred fewer heroes than stood at Thermopylae.

mrcomments · July 11, 2015, 6:00pm

Haha, good one. Hey, at least Gladys actually had legit concerns…

clunkertruck · July 11, 2015, 6:01pm

I thought Jeb said we all were supposed to GET TO WORK !-- Honestly, where to these yahoo’s find the time ? ? –

mrcomments · July 11, 2015, 6:02pm

I’d say none. These are just clowns out there looking for attention. They won’t do squat. But what they WILL do is claim later that “thanks to us, the military was not able to take over Texas, we stopped them!!”.