Nothing would make this New Jersey resident happier than seeing Chris Christie behind bars.
Iâd say Christie is toastâŚbut, heâs more like shit on a shingle.
Christieâs term is over in 2017, itâs an odd year unlike most other places, but thatâs what they do in NJ, and he will be toast at that point.
I donât like ragging on the wives of pols, but Iâll make an exception for Mary Pat, and just say that she was mistaken when she thought she wouldnât look fat in the dress.
âChristieâs chief of staff Richard Baggerâ
Richard Bagger?
Dick Bagger?!
Seriously??!!
Christieâs chief of staff Richard Bagger
If he married the actress Tea Leoni, she would be Tea Bagger.
That is one big ass!
Not playing Knucky Thompson, BEING Knucky Thompson.
wow⌠I thought Tony Soprano had passed away⌠and all this time he was hiding out in the Governorâs mansionâŚboy, has he put on weightâŚ
These sound like serious charges but you can see why a simple âthat ^$#@& made me sit in traffic for 3 hours for no reasonâ is so compelling. At the end of the article I was wondering what the fuss was ⌠I know professional ethics were trampled and federal law was violated but it is so far remover from my everyday life that I thought my brain might shutdown. And thatâs from a liberal who thinks Chrispie is a dirtbag.
This may not matter to voters, but it might lead to an extra count in his federal indictment. I doubt it, though, if he never disclosed the guyâs actual testimony, but only that he testified and Christie thought he lied. Thereâs not usually much secret about who testifies (reporters can watch the courthouse, after all), so if thatâs a violation itâs pretty picayune. And an expression of opinion wonât do as an actus reus.
Oh donât worry Iâm sure theyâll startup up a gofundme page.
How depressing it must be. To re-elect a thug like this, and then discover, on top of everything else oooozing out, that the thug you RE-ELECTED isnât even a good Liar. The man is a former U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jersey. (bush appointed him. After the thug raised money for the Village Idiotâs campaign.That should have been like a skull and crossed bones on an old fashioned poison bottle.) Youâd expect lying convincingly to be near the top of his resume.
But No.
The people of New Jersey canât even rent themselves a good Liar at the ballot box.
Pathetic. Not the âGuvâner,â the people who VOTED HIM BACK into office, and effectively said âPlease, Sir, may we have another?â
Two âevenâsâ equals one âyou betchaâ.
And Christieâs dreams of luxuriating in the Oval Office as President of the United StatesâŚ~poof!~âŚall gone now!
President Christie? âŚrotflâŚFat Chance! âRunâ for president? NopeâŚstumble, wheeze and fallâŚand itâs over!
When Christieâs bio is written, it will be entitled âThe Outlaw: Jersey Whale.â
Bridge-gate has only two conclusions possible:
- Christie knew everything and directed his subordinates to perform illegal acts.
- Christie is an incompetent, clueless rube of an executive and a terrible judge of character and manager.
Either way, it disqualifies him from ever becoming president.
Christie is term limited and could not run again if he wanted to.
Besides he would lose to Corey Booker anyway!
The two are not mutually exclusive.
A class action suitâŚ
for wearing his MichelinMan baseball outfit in public.
The guv merits scrutiny until he is indicted or exoneratedâŚI am betting on the former.