Discussion for article #236065
OMFG! He totally just let the cat out of the bag! Jade Helm 15 is a false flag operation intended to distract people’s attention from the real actually secret plan to invade Texas, which he clearly was inadvertently alluding to! The pieces are finally falling into place. Bet you anything he doesn’t live out the day for this slip!
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Damn, so now that the Guv is tipping off the Feds about all this it means the 101st Airborne won’t be invading Scottsdale? I was depending on a mass fleeing of residents to free up some shorter tee times.
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Do these idiots sit around and smoke crack all day?
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PCP. Crack is too black-ish.
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My wife asked me this morning if this Jade Helm 15 stuff was real. I told her it was a real training exercise, but the rest is just smoke dreams coming from the fevered imaginations of Texas Republicans.
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What an amateur. He got caught between a rock ( faking this crap is real to gin up the rubes ) and a hard spot ( not being seen as dumb enough to believe it by folks that matter, as in donors and serious voters ) and this was his best? Sure it was Jade Helm he was talking about. And he was trying to have it both ways.
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Well I never, TeenLeQueefa! The governor of the great Grand Canyon State makes a tiny slip up and you go all nasty on him and accuse him of smoking crack. Crack of all things! Have you no shame and have no respect for the state that God Enriches–I mean it’s there State motto for God’s sake! You deserve a severe chastisement–perhaps even a rain of small slippery amphibians about your person! I mean, everyone knows his drug of preference is Meth!
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It seems pretty straightforward to me:
- Obama takes over Texas, invokes martial law, and turns the Good People™ of the Lone Star State into flesh-eating zombies.
- Said flesh-eating zombies ignore New Mexico and invade Arizona.
Why can’t everyone see this? It couldn’t be more obvious.
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No. They spend half the day smoking crack and the other half of the day trying to get the people from whom they buy crack incarcerated.
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Wow…and I thought all he was going to do is make them gay marry. Zombies just goes too far.
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No, no, no! It’s the plan for Texas to invade Arizona that he’s concerned with. To wit:
“We’re following what’s going on in Texas with great interest, and we’re going to cooperate with the federal government and federal authorities and be supportive in any way we can to protect the citizens of Arizona.”
I’m sure his constituents appreciate him defending their freedoms.
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“Conspiracy Theorists” is not strong enough. Whackjob nutcases is more apropos, or perhaps “rank and file Republicans.”
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going to cooperate with the federal government and federal authorities and be supportive in any way we can to protect the citizens of Arizona."
That’s IT!!! He’s in on it!!!
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The frightening answer is “No, they don’t. They’re like that anyway.”
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Carpet Fresh…it burns cleaner…
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What about gay buttfucking zombies with marriage licenses?
This must mean Sheriff Joe’s Posse is back from their Hawaiian Birth Certificate Hunt.
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Some of the other red states are getting jealous of Texas taking the Asshole Award so frequently. Time for a little payback.
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THE TUNNELS ARE REAL! In fact, I just saw Azog the Defiler in the WAL*Mart parking lot getting ready to lead the attack on the “Real Americans” hunkered down in their “family bunker” once the Gundabad (Chinese) forces arrive.