Discussion for article #236012
Sadly, Chuck Norris has devolved down to the likes of Ted Nugget. He’s beyond help if he insist on associating himself with the foolish, uneducated dreck that is indorsed by Gohmert and Cruz.
Nice guy, reasonable actor, but dumber than a post…
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There are 15 military installations in Texas…billions of federal dollars get pumped into the state’s economy because of them…time to close or move them out
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A wingnut whackjob clusterf*ck-athon!
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How the hell can these right-wing shitbags claim to be patriots if they don’t trust their own government?
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If it weren’t for those pesky conservative pundits, our cunning plans to take over Texas, force its citizens to accept free health care, compel them to gay marry each other in civil Islamic ceremonies, and eat the stems cells of aborted multi-cultural babies, would have gone off without a hitch.
Damn those interfering conservatives.
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That is an excellent idea. It’s the only way we can convincingly remove the threat from Texas’s citizens in a way that they’ll believe.
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Maybe they’re jealous of Arizona “leaning friendly,” after those dead wannabes from Phoenix got killed trying to shoot up their cartoon contest. And let’s not forget the 9/11 pilots who trained in Scottsdale.
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“Conservatives Keep Pouring Fuel On The Texas Takeover Fire” may be the headline, however, I’d say they are pouring something other than fuel, more like horse shit. Good thing they all are wearing their cowboy boots. In this case another Texas saying comes to mind " Their all hat and no cattle.".
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It’s interesting to watch the chaff separate itself from the wheat.
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DON’T DO IT, OBAMA!
I know you’re thinking about this Texas invasion because you want to be a “war president” and you think it’ll be a cakewalk. Maybe you’re even thinking that U.S. troops will be welcomed as liberators and greeted with flowers. But listen to me: If you invade Texas, you might as well make it a state because we’ll end up having U.S. troops there for the next fifty years. The culture is totally backwards and the people are just incapable of self-government. It’ll be like driving a tank into quicksand.
So just stay out of it. You can use drones to control any problems in the more remote, lawless areas around Amarillo and Waco. You’ve got a natural base of allies in parts of neighboring New Mexico. They can control any cross-border attacks to the west. And the Texans aren’t about to go anywhere near Oklahoma. So just sit back and let them fight it out. Texas just isn’t worth any U.S. lives or tax dollars.
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When you think you have heard it all,you realize that you haven’t.Thanks to the GOP and it standard bearers.
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What Texas has misinterpreted as an invasion is instead an effort on the part of the Federal Government to relocate the US border to exclude Texas from the union. They’ve been planting charges in hopes of separating Texas from the mainland.
(I can dream can’t I?)
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Perfect solution
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White Trash ascendent!
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I’m sure that Chuck Norris can afford to buy a better rug than the one he’s sporting.
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That’s quite a laundry list of asshat. Anyone have any Tums?
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Maybe the plan is to launch a small-scale invasion against Texas, have it fail, but angering the Texans enough to declare their independence. Then they’re out of our hair.
Could work.
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I’m sorry, I have to disagree with you. Chuck Norris was never a nice guy, reasonable actor, he’s always been a lunatic!!
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The media keep reporting on the crazy right wing fringe. Give the progressives some air time…
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