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Judging from their elected officials, Texas’ dildo ban was highly ineffective.

autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation now,
autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation tomorrow
and autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation forever.
love that Texas libido liberty.

Sometimes I forget, but we’re all really silly animals, some of us obviously more than others.

Small government = small dildos? Wonder how they policed that.

Frankly, I kinda like that the Dem isn’t apologizing for insulting Texas and its minions. When have we ever heard any Republiclan apologize for any the insults thrown at us?

OH, I’M BEGGING YOU!!!

If you have not seen the clip of the late Molly Ivins slapping the hell out of the Texas legislature for trying to legislate/ban and redefine dildos and sex toys as educational training devices - or you couldn’t buy them - you’ve really missed something. She calls the bill’s sponsor a “bible thumping dwarf”, and you get to watch as another Rep publicly make a fool of him. Funny as hell, and snip at the end about the guys in the press box is terrific!

GO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUl6x1YXpg

Any politician perturbed by onerous sex toy regulations has my vote!! DAMN THE TORPEDOES AND FULL DILDOS AHEAD!!! Arghhh, matey!!!

Nice to see someone calling out the TexAssHoles!

you know if the legislative debate settled on 6, someone was holding out for 8.

Evidently, the only place Texans want assholes and pricks to join together would be after they elect them.

“And I would ask them to tie a yellow rose around it and do like ‘Frozen’ and ‘Let It Go.’”

Ha! Hilarious!

Seriously, sex toy ban? And it’s these people making laws such as this one who tend to cry that government is too big, it’s a nanny state.

They had to ban them,too many Texan’s where confusing them with rectal suppositories which can be very dangerous.

Thanks for the penetrating analysis.

Judging from their elected officials, Texas’ dildo ban was highly ineffective.

Given the choice between a fake dick and a real dick, Texans will vote for the real dick every time.

A Texan walks into a sex toy shop and asks to see the dildos. The clerk points them out and says, “We have these three: small, medium and large.” The Texan says, “What size is the plaid one?” “That’s a thermos.”

Umm, Hastings was commenting on the crayzee of the legislature. The fact that the courts struck out the ban does not make the legislature any less crayzee.

Are there open carry laws on these dildos? And how does the state stand on butt plugs?

We elect them governor.

Very gingerly. Those suckers are slippery.