They say “All that is required for Evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing…”
But it does help when Evil is just glaringly incompetent…
A loud-mouth clown. Circus entertainer. Attention whore. Maple tree. Milo Yiannopoulos. One of these things is different. Only a genius can spot it.
Geez, I have been getting so many laughs today, it’s unbelievable. This was just too funny for words.
Maple trees are known celebrity wanna-bes. I’m going with loud-mouth clown as different, because the others aren’t bloodthirsty killers.
As a Berkeley resident this is doubly pleasing news. The last attempt to provoke (speaker Ben Shapiro) was met with strong organized non-violent response. He was allowed to speak which is not what the “free speech” folks want.
Our city police have been improving their approach. The current sense is “don’t feed the violence on any part with attention.”
Another example of how well the Right leads and organizes themselves.
Undoubtedly, in this press conference, he will claim a victory in the name of victim-hood and look how nasty the lefty liberals in Berkley are! Will neglect that they didn’t contact/invite speakers, told speakers not to book flight or hotel rooms, as Milo Inc would do it - but wouldn’t tell them the air or hotel info until 48 hours prior to travel because… “security”… on and on and on go the stagings of a fiasco. But Milo, will certainly tell an alternative reality to his altright fans.
When you’re too toxic for Breitbart, wow! I mean where do you go from there?..National Enquirer or Russia Today?
Thank goodness for the twitterverse for guys like this, where any old nonsense will do. And all the cretins can hangout together virtually.
Milo’s post-Breitbart career has been one fuckup after the other. I predict in a year no one is even going to remember who he was. Even if he hadn’t been kicked off of Twitter and nobody wants to host him for speeches, it’s clear he’s just too dumb and incompetent to accomplish anything.
HGTV also scotched Yiannapolous’ pitch for a DIY home improvement show.
“The characters he created will be remembered by children and adults alike: Peter Peanut, Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo, Billy Banana, and my particular favorite…Aunt Yoo-Hoo. Do you remember Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo’s little catchphrase? Remember how, when his arch-rival Señor Kaboom hit him with a giant cucumber and knocked him down, Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo would always pick himself up, dust himself off, and say…‘I hurt my foo-foo’? Life’s a lot like that. From time to time, we all fall down and hurt our foo-foos. If only we could deal with it as simply and bravely and honestly as Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo. And what did he ask in return? Not much. In his own words, ‘A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants’…”
This is so true. The maple trees I recently (11 years ago) raised from the little propeller seeds are big-ass huge now and dominate the backyard … and they seem to have pushed (uprooted) the big white pine I planted as a baby back in 1989. Love my trees.
Well maybe I was wrong about them not being blood-thirsty killers then?
As a gay man I can say this: Anyone, like Milo, who calls Donald Trump “daddy” is a fucking Twinkie who should be institutionalized. Even the most horrid conversion therapy is not harsh enough for him.
This is a classic.
What’s going on in this picture? Is he wearing a Star Trek uniform?
These kids, they just don’t listen. I told him, “Milo, you shouldn’t try to hit Prime Time right out of the gate. Try organizing some smaller things–for example, organizing a nocturnal emission.”
“Hey, I tried that. Didn’t work out, but I think it taught me enough to Go To the Next Level”, he said.
“OK, I told him. Break a leg!”
Now all he’s got are my thoughts and prayers.
Oh, I forgot to tell you – I revoked Milo’s Twink Card. Those of us on the High Twink Council voted unanimously. Milo is a Twink no more. He’s a dirty old man. Too many wrinkles anyway.