Trump keeps Jared around because Jared can tell him what it’s like to fuck Ivanity.
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And the secretary for everything is already privy to what all classified information?
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Subpoena the treasonous son of a bitch. Take it to the Supreme Court. I DARE them to overturn established law and rule he can’t be subpoenaed.
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I believe he knows what that’s like.
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Well can’t conga lines be performed to slow music?
Or the duck dance starts off slow then gets faster.
We can rule out the Electric Slide…
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With his cognitive problems, he might need to be reminded.
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Entrapment is a pretty narrow defense and requires a showing that the defendant otherwise was not predisposed to commit the target crime. Mueller may already have hundreds of instances of money laundering and tax evasion, as well as reporting violations, so lack of predisposition here is a hard sell. Granted it might be easy to mix up dates when your past is rich with bad acts, but we would still expect a US president to just come in and answer all questions to the best of his abilities as he has a higher duty than some of the average citizens in the case law.
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And wifey’s girl-on-girl photos. They went from dissing Michelle’s bare arms to accepting Melania’s bare everything.
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This Dotard is their ticket to the Rapture. Serious! Why move the US Embassy to Jerusalem? Why become BFFs with corrupt dictators? Why get in bed with dogs in the criminal underworld? Why threaten nuclear war with N. Korea? And Iran? And apparently now Mexico? The bible-thumpers see the Dotard as their one-way ticket to the promised land. Sheldon Adelson is in on this racket, too.
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actually, with all the staff changes, I imagine a pre-school teacher with a record player with ‘pop goes the weasel’ and a game of musical chairs going on
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Absolutely insane and yet sickeningly true.
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THE BUCKLE, THE BUCKLE, not the belt!
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So no Boot Scoot and Boogie for the base?
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I’m as hetero as they get, but i’ll still appreciate Michelle’s bare arms over Melania’s anything any damned day.
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Why doesn’t he just tweet his answers?
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Period.
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Ha! This would make a good SNL skit.
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Thank you very much.
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Wasn’t that a disney movie?
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Trump’s lawyers would want Mueller to avoid detailed questions involving dates and times, the Wall Street Journal reported.
In other words, avoid asking anything specific. He gets confused if you ask him to think.
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