As others have noted the Cohen investigation (as with the Trump Foundation one) could be far more impactful to the larger scope of Trump associates. There are certainly more stories than those that have been disclosed to date hiding in these.
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Very calm words considering their cover page should read
“SPACE ALIEN MONSTER ELECTED PREZ OF U.S - BAT BOY HIRED AS ATTORNEY!!!”
Once they’ve got Cohen on the right side he’ll be answering a lot of questions. They’ll start pulling threads everywhere and this is the biggest threadball of criminality in a century, maybe ever. Sayswho knows where a bunch of the bodies are buried. Maybe this National Enquirer story is one of these threads.
Good.
OT, but my favorite was the AR hwy patrol who let a cannibal take human roadkill to save them the trouble of cleaning it up.
Another night of paranoid pacing and tweeting is ahead for the orange stain. Mueller is a master at this. Cohen keeps “letting it slip” that he is ready to make a deal while Mueller piles on. Excellent.
Enquirer or Inquirer? I care not, but pick one.
My favorite was something about a California earthquake opening a gate to Hell. Accompanied by picture of demon.
Cannot wait until Broidy’s $1.6M for someone’s mistress’s abortion comes out as a campaign contribution/BRIBE to Donnie.
Trumpski has a network of associates including a Pecker to fix his screwups when he is screwing around. It won’t be pretty when Muller catches up with them.
C’mon. Every playboy needs a Pecker.
“WSJ: Feds Subpoena National Enquirer Publisher In Cohen Investigation”
It’s a pleasing headline.
Could be improved by something like,
“Mueller Calls Hannity/Fox News Executives in for Questioning”
or
“NRA Financial Records Seized by Special Counsel”
or
“Multiple RNC Officials Subpoenaed”
Yes, all of those are endorphin release agents.
How about (and a little OT) “Cheney Family Reflects on Dick’s Fatal Gun Accident”.
By the time this is all unraveled, it’s going to make the Tea Pot Dome scandal look like a Little League tee-ball team vs. the 1953 New York Yankees.
National Enquirer headline:
“Alien Trump look alike from Mars had sex with Stormy and Karen and framed Donald.”
This one?
This may be unique to my area, but I’ve notice that somebody is covering over National Enquirers with other magazines at the checkout lines at the Supermarket…
Oooh. I like that one. Especially the part where it the coroner reports that Cheney shot himself 13 times with his own 6-shot revolver.
Conspiracy.